[This girl with the bright orange hair is totally twirling the keys she just got around on her finger and wandering around on the casino floor. She's dressed kinda like a burlesque dancer (or a faerie queen).]
[totally not dressed for the occasion, mostly looking incredibly confused.]
EGGO. [clings to] What is going on here, how did I get to Philly. Or is this New York. It has to be New York, there's too many lights. And it's too clean for Philly.
...You dork, even I can tell it's VEGAS. We, my friend - [slings an arm around all miguel&tulio-style] - are currently in the land of fast money, loose women, and slutty Decaydance poets. Or is it loose money and fast women? Maybe there were cars involved, I don't know.
Wait, what. Seriously? Okay, when I said we should totally take a Vegas vacation together I was just kidding. I hate cities, dude. They're creepy.
And I don't ogle girls unless they're rock stars, remember? We'll be watching the pole dancers and I'll just be over in the corner all, "Oh, that's impressive, I wonder how long she exercises every day to be able to do that, my that's graceful, how does she do that."
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...Hey, I wonder where the strippers are. [wanders off in search of ~entertainment~, totally humming Vegas Skies under her breath.]
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EGGO. [clings to] What is going on here, how did I get to Philly. Or is this New York. It has to be New York, there's too many lights. And it's too clean for Philly.
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...You dork, even I can tell it's VEGAS. We, my friend - [slings an arm around all miguel&tulio-style] - are currently in the land of fast money, loose women, and slutty Decaydance poets. Or is it loose money and fast women? Maybe there were cars involved, I don't know.
POINT IS, let's go find us some strippers.
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And I don't ogle girls unless they're rock stars, remember? We'll be watching the pole dancers and I'll just be over in the corner all, "Oh, that's impressive, I wonder how long she exercises every day to be able to do that, my that's graceful, how does she do that."
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But no he's totally not showing it. He's just coolly looking around. Not safe to show emotion here.]
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