[totally not dressed for the occasion, mostly looking incredibly confused.]
EGGO. [clings to] What is going on here, how did I get to Philly. Or is this New York. It has to be New York, there's too many lights. And it's too clean for Philly.
...You dork, even I can tell it's VEGAS. We, my friend - [slings an arm around all miguel&tulio-style] - are currently in the land of fast money, loose women, and slutty Decaydance poets. Or is it loose money and fast women? Maybe there were cars involved, I don't know.
Wait, what. Seriously? Okay, when I said we should totally take a Vegas vacation together I was just kidding. I hate cities, dude. They're creepy.
And I don't ogle girls unless they're rock stars, remember? We'll be watching the pole dancers and I'll just be over in the corner all, "Oh, that's impressive, I wonder how long she exercises every day to be able to do that, my that's graceful, how does she do that."
Would not be opposed to some gambling, though. I'm legal now! I'm shit at poker but if there are slots, I'd be happy to pull them. That or pachinko, I kind of love pachinko.
...Hey, I wonder where the strippers are. [wanders off in search of ~entertainment~, totally humming Vegas Skies under her breath.]
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EGGO. [clings to] What is going on here, how did I get to Philly. Or is this New York. It has to be New York, there's too many lights. And it's too clean for Philly.
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...You dork, even I can tell it's VEGAS. We, my friend - [slings an arm around all miguel&tulio-style] - are currently in the land of fast money, loose women, and slutty Decaydance poets. Or is it loose money and fast women? Maybe there were cars involved, I don't know.
POINT IS, let's go find us some strippers.
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And I don't ogle girls unless they're rock stars, remember? We'll be watching the pole dancers and I'll just be over in the corner all, "Oh, that's impressive, I wonder how long she exercises every day to be able to do that, my that's graceful, how does she do that."
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...Besides, y'know, most of it. THERE IS NOTHING CREEPY ABOUT LA COUNTY, there.
But. But. Strippers! Everyone loves strippers! I'll buy you a lapdance even!
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Would not be opposed to some gambling, though. I'm legal now! I'm shit at poker but if there are slots, I'd be happy to pull them. That or pachinko, I kind of love pachinko.
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