*DOUBLE SHOT EXPRESSO*

[daifukuusagi]

[lands at the center of the room with a plop]

Eh? What?

No way.

YES WAY. AHAHAHAH.

[That? That's a squeal. Of delight.]

HELLO, dressing room~!

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Delivery~

[zydratelelouch]

[Chained, bruised, bloodied, Zydrated up, with a little cart full of everything you'll ever need to heal and/or torture him right there~ All he's missing is the wrapping and ribbon~]

Have I told you lately that I love you <3

[daifukuusagi]

Oh, you poor thing...

[reaches down and places two fingers of one hand just under his jaw, feeling his pulse, while the other grabs one of the chains and pulls, pulling them tighter around]

You need someone to take care of you, don't you?

<3

[zydratelelouch]

[Like a puppet on strings, he doesn't even resist how the chains bind him, letting you tilt up his chin, violet eyes dull and glassy as they meet yours.]

Nn...

[daifukuusagi]

[giggles softly and leans in to bite down around one of the particularly deep cuts on his neck, a finger dipping into another one on his chest]

So very broken...

Here yumi, have a dorkbot

[androllout]

Um, hello...?

|D

[daifukuusagi]

[flails]

O-O-Optimus Prime! I mean - Mr. Prime! I mean - HI. HELLO.

You're snazzy.

[androllout]

Uh...

... thank you?

[daifukuusagi]

[twiddles]

U-Um.

Can I touch your hair?

[sparkly eyes sparkly eyes]

[andiremember]

Your squealing is... irksome on the ears.

[daifukuusagi]

Oops! Sorry about that.

Uh.

[frowns, trying really hard to recognize him]

...Nope, it's not coming. Who're you, then?

[yeah, he's pouring glasses of water just like in the icon. No I don't know why.

[andiremember]

It's alright, just please make an attempt not to do so in the future.

I am Riff-Raff. It's more likely you've heard of my master, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, though.

XD you mean it's WATER?

[daifukuusagi]

Will do!

[stares curiously at the water]

Doctor... who?

[fuego_bailando]

Oh~?

There's a name I recognize. At least, if I'm being meta.

[daifukuusagi]

[Meta? Okay! Then I glomp you. X3]

HI~ HI~!!!

Yeee, you're snuggly.

[fuego_bailando]

[oof]

Hi yourself.

Also, be careful. Last time someone called me snuggly, I had to set them on fire.

[daifukuusagi]

[pinches cheek]

Last time someone set me on fire, I spent half an hour laughing.

[exceptyusuke]

[exceptyusuke]

YOU.

[exceptyusuke]

Thank you for reminding me how fucked up my chandelier is.

[daifukuusagi]

It's... it's alarming how many phalluses are on that thing.