Monolouge of a library worker
"It's snowing...
It's snowing and somebody shot the library window.
I have to sweep up the glass and there's no broom.
Dr. Parrish doesn't have a key to the broom closet
and I have to call maintenance and ask for a broom.
I don't even know the number for maintenance!
What's the number?"

People ask me how I manage three jobs and eighteen credits. Sometimes I don't quite understand it myself. But I went to a class on Tuesday night where I was read children's books to and today I went to an elementary pe and played tag while sitting on a scooter. I was it. Yeah, It's tough job, but somebody's got to do it.

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my brother Tony: we should go to borders and get some new books before we leave for vacation

Me: I already have new books.

Tony: Oh and I bet you probably already listened to them too!

Me: Listened? OH I ment books with WORDS

Tony: What? oh those are so stupid, you can't even do two things at once while reading them!

Crazy Hillbilly Man: Oh yeah, I got lost on a school field trip too. That's when I married this bear and started my family.

Crazy Hillbilly's Wife Who Is Clearly Not A Bear: I'm not a bear!

Crazy Hillbilly Many: RAR RAR RAR! hahaha. Nobody understands you she-bear! hahahaha.

W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N . T H A T ( Read more... )

Four Things ( Read more... )

A little boy (he's about six) in the daycare where I work recently went up to one of the workers (she's my age) and said "are you going to have a baby?" She tried to laugh it off saying "No! Why would you say that?" He replied "because you look like it" while poking her in the stomach ( Read more... )

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