Truth or Dare
Title Truth or Dare
Pairing Various (mostly hints)
Rating PG-13
Genre Comedy, (light) crack
Summary: KAT-TUN and NEWS get together one night to play truth or dare.
Note Co-written with fierysunrise
Kame looked at the five bewildered faces before him, unable to keep from laughing.
“Come on guys, it might be fun!”
“Truth or dare,” Koki said slowly. “With NEWS. And it was all Tegoshi’s idea?”
“I’d rather lick a light socket,” Ueda muttered under his breath. Jin nudged Ueda’s shoulder.
“Lemme guess, that’s because you don’t want to spend a night with Ryo?” He teased with a smirk. Ueda rolled his eyes.
“No, I just have better things to be doing on a Saturday night,” he responded nonchalantly.
“Like what?” Junno asked, not looking up from his hand held game.
“Folding socks,” Ueda scoffed, sitting down on a nearby couch.
“What do you think, Nakamaru-kun?” Kame asked hopefully. The former shrugged.
“I don’t think it’s a bad idea.”
“Great,” Kame said with a grin. “Now by a show of hands, who’s all in?” He raised his own hand, looking at the five other members looking at each other. Nakamaru slowly raised his hand, as did Junno from behind his game. Jin raised his hand as well.
“So Koki and Ueda?” Kame asked disapprovingly. “Why don’t you want to? It’ll be fun!” Koki shrugged.
“It just seems like a stupid idea to me.”
“Ueda?” Kame prompted.
“Pretty much as Akanishi said,” he sighed. “Plus Tegoshi can be a real idiot sometimes.”
“Come on Ueda,” Junno said, pausing his game. “What do you have to lose?”
“My dignity, maybe.”
“I’ll go if he does,” Koki said, pointing at Ueda.
“Please Uepi, it might be fun!” Junno said with a wide grin. Ueda rolled his eyes again.
“Fine I’ll go,” he said, shaking his head. “But if I have an aneurysm because of Nishikido, you only have yourselves to blame.”
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“No way Tegoshi,” Shige protested. “I am not doing that.”
“Why not?” He asked with a small pout. “It’ll be fun, Kamenashi-kun agreed and the rest of KAT-TUN will be there!”
“I think it sounds like fun,” Massu piped in. Koyama just shrugged.
“Why not, if Nakamaru is doing it I will too,” he laughed.
“Good, thanks Kei-chan!” Tegoshi grinned. “What about you, Yamapi?"
“Eh, I guess so,” he shrugged, barely looking up from his magazine. “Will Akanishi be there?”
“Yes he will,” Tegoshi answered. Yamapi smirked slightly.
“Sure, I’ll go.”
“Great! What about you, Ryo-chan?” Ryo shook his head, taking a sip of his water bottle.
“Eh?! Why not?” Tegoshi whined, grabbing onto his band members arm. Ryo shook him off, shaking his head.
“Just the idea of being with those guys, especially Ueda for such a long period of time doesn’t sound too favourable.”
“Come on,” Tegoshi said. “You like Akanishi-kun don’t you?”
“Yes,” Ryo sighed. “But I can’t stand the rest of them.”
“Even Nakamaru-kun and Taguchi-kun?” Tegoshi asked pointedly. “They didn’t do anything to annoy you.”
“Yeah exactly,” Yamapi put in. “Neither did Kame or Tanaka-kun. Face it Ryo-chan, Ueda-kun is the only one you have a problem with.”
“Okay fine!” Ryo exclaimed impatiently. “I’ll go.”
“Yay! Thanks Ryo-chan,” Tegoshi grinned. “Shige, you’re the only one who hasn’t agreed.”
“Isn’t truth or dare a little childish?” He asked skeptically. “We’re grown men for God’s sake!”
“Please Shige?” Tegoshi begged. “It won’t be the same without you!”
“Yeah Shige, please?” Yamapi mocked with a laugh. Shige let out a long sigh, shaking his head.
“Tegoshi I swear you’ll be the death of me someday.”
“Does that mean yes?” Tegoshi asked hopefully. Shige paused, looking between the other members.
“Fine,” he sighed. “I guess it might not be so bad.”
“I’ll let them know~” Tegoshi said happily, before flouncing off. The others looked at each other, wondering if they would regret this.
--
Everyone had agreed on meeting at Tegoshi's house around an hour later. The first people to arrive were Koyama and Shige. Koyama entered with a smile while Shige seemed hesitant. Tegoshi pulled him by the arm, practically dragging him inside. Shige glared at him while Koyama giggled at their antics. Next, the first one from KAT-TUN arrived. Jin had brought with him a supply of alcohol for everyone to share. Massu came not long after that, supplying a load of snacks. Next came Kame and Koki, shortly followed by Junno and Ueda. Ryo and Yamapi arrived together afterwards and Nakamaru was the last to arrive, bowing awkwardly. Many seemed to miss the glares that Ryo and Ueda sent at each other before Tegoshi welcomed them all with a huge grin. It was apparent to everyone that he was definitely the most excited about their plans. They chatted idly amongst themselves until Tegoshi led them all to an area in his living room that he cleared. They all sat down in a shape that was supposed to be an circle but ended up being some lopsided, nonexistent shape. In the middle of the circle were a couple of large coffee tables Tegoshi had moved in order to place the food and alcohol. Tegoshi clapped his hands together, noticing the pattern.
“Shige, move back,” he complained. Shige seemed to be sitting too far into the middle of the circle. Koyama laughed as Shige grumbled under his breath as he moved backwards.
“Ueda-kun, move over,” Tegoshi added. There was a large gap between Ueda, and the person beside him, Ryo. Ueda was practically in Koki's personal space. Ueda shot a glare at Tegoshi before complying. After a couple more adjustments, they were in a perfect circle. Tegoshi sat down and they were ready to begin.
“So who's going to start?” Kame asked the group. “How is this going to work?” Tegoshi grinned.
“I'll start. I'll say truth or dare to someone, and then they do it. Then they choose someone else. Try not to choose someone that's already been chosen until everyone goes once.” Shige visibly got dismayed at the news, as if he thought he could avoid being chosen.
“What about the punishment?” Jin said with an evil smirk. “So you can't opt out of answering or doing the dare.” Tegoshi put his hands together.
“Good idea, Akanishi-kun. I didn't think of that. What do you think?”
“I think that if you refuse to answer the question or do the dare, then we will have to take out your cellphone and read all of your text messages and history aloud. There were exclamations and noises of protest. Ueda was making the biggest fuss about it at all. Tegoshi however, nodded enthusiastically.
“That's good! You hear that guys? So you better go along with it!” There was a pause. “Okay,” Tegoshi said. “Let's start. Kei-chan, truth or dare?”
“Oh, me?” Koyama said, looking surprised. “Um... truth!”
“Aww! That's no fun, Kei-chan!” Tegoshi pouted. Koyama shrugged to himself, not caring. Tegoshi put a finger to his mouth thoughtfully before he said his question. “How big is your porn collection?” Koyama's eyes widened in surprise. He definitely hadn't been expecting that question. Koyama flushed and looked away.
“Um,” he said, embarrassed. “Actually I only have a few. Maybe three videos. They're hidden in my room.” Tegoshi nodded, a smirk on his lips, seemingly satisfied with the other's answer.
“There's got to be more than that,” Ryo said, taking a large drink of a beer. Koyama shook his head.
“That's it...”
“Okay, Kei-chan, go!” Tegoshi said. Koyama nodded, and looked around the room. “Umm,” he said. “Nakamaru-kun. Truth or dare?” Nakamaru visibly relaxed. He was glad that it was Koyama who had chosen him. If it was Jin, he would be asked to say or do something that he really would not have wanted to do.
“Truth,” Nakamaru said, not feeling daring quite yet. Nakamaru wasn't much of a drinker, but he was the type to get more into it once everyone else started having a lot of fun. He got drunk off the atmosphere. There were a couple of boos and someone said 'boring', but Nakamaru ignored them.
“What underwear are you currently wearing?” Koyama ended up asking, causing Nakamaru to stare at him, perplexed. That wasn't much of a truth question. But at least he didn't mind answering.
“Just some plain white ones...” Nakamaru answered as he stood up and pulled down the top of his pants slightly to showcase his white boxers. There were a couple snickers. He looked to his sides to see Kame and Junno laughing at him. Nakamaru felt his face flush, so he quickly snapped his pants back in place and sat back down. He wanted to get the spotlight off of him right away, so he quickly picked the next person.
“Massu, truth or dare?”
“I pick dare!”
“Okay,” Nakamaru responded, tugging at the collar of his shirt as if it was too tight. “I dare you to…” he paused, letting out a sigh. “I dare you to go commando for the rest of the game!” Eyes widened around the circle as Massu went red.
“Ah-are you serious?” He asked incredulously.
“Yes,” Nakamaru stated uncertainly. Junno snickered from beside him.
“Okay,” Massu said quietly, getting up. “I’ll be right back then.” The room was practically silent as Massu closed the door to the bathroom, likely changing.
“Wow,” Koki suddenly said. “Yuichi got brave.” The room erupted into laughter as Nakamaru turned red again, looking away. It didn’t take long for Massu to come back out and throw his underwear somewhere in the corner of the room.
“Happy?” He asked with a small grin, taking his place between Shige and Tegoshi. They stared at him wide-eyed
“Yamapi, truth or dare?”
“Hmm, truth,” Yamapi responded nonchalantly, taking a swig of his beer.
“What is your favourite thing to lick?” Massu asked with a mischievous grin. Jin suddenly burst out laughing, giving Yamapi some sort of look, as if daring him to answer.
“Lollipops, obviously.” Yamapi smirked. Jin’s laughing suddenly turned to coughing as he swallowed his beer incorrectly, as Koki slapped his back.
“Kame, truth or dare,” Yamapi continued, ignoring the almost enraged expression on Jin’s face.
“Dare,” Kame responded excitedly. Yamapi smiled slightly, stroking his chin in thought.
“I dare you to remove an item of clothing.” Kame’s eyebrows shot up, but he went to comply, only removing both of his socks.
“Shouldn’t it be more than that?” Koki asked with a slight laugh.
“Not necessarily,” Kame responded with a cheeky smile. “He said remove an item, not more than one.” Koki looked almost disappointed.
“Uh okay,” Kame said, looking around the room. “Ryo-kun, truth or dare?”
“Truth,” Ryo said with a sigh.
“Okay,” Kame smirked. “Have you ever fooled around with anyone in this room? If so, who?” Ryo shot up, his eyes widening.
“Eh?!” He exclaimed, looking around rapidly. Yamapi’s smirk went unnoticed as Jin turned slightly red.
“Uh…” He cringed slightly. “Sorry, but Akanishi-kun and Yamashita-kun. There is no way I’m reading out my messages.” Yamapi shook his head with a sigh and Jin exhibited visible signs of embarrassment. Ryo coughed awkwardly, trying to kill the silence that seemed to suffocate the room.
“Koki-kun, truth or dare?” Koki perked up at the mention of his name.
“I pick dare,” he said loudly.
“I dare you to spend the next round sitting in the lap of the person of your choice,” he smirked.
Koki frowned, taking in what Ryo had just said.
“Excuse me?” he questioned.
“You heard me,” Ryo said, grinning smugly. “Choose.” Koki sent a lingering glance to Kame, hesitating. Then another thought occurred to him. A smirk made its way onto Koki's face.
“Fine. Then I choose you, Ryo-kun!” Ryo's mouth popped open. He obviously hadn't been expecting that.
“Wait, you can't do that!”
“Yes I can,” Koki said in protest. “You never said I couldn't choose you.”
“That's true, you know,” Ueda said from beside him.
“But, but...” Ryo cut off with a sigh, realizing that protesting was futile. Smirk still in place, Koki moved past Ueda and took a seat right on Ryo's lap. He grinned as he heard Ryo cursing under his breath.
“Kato-kun,” Koki said. Shige felt himself swallow nervously.
“Truth,” Shige said. Tegoshi booed. Koki grinned.
“What is your biggest turn-on?” Shige's face grew red as he wracked his brain for a response. He then let out a breath.
“Intelligence,” he said. “An intelligent person is sexy.” A chorus of protest echoed throughout the room.
“That's not fair!” Tegoshi and Jin protested simultaneously.
“Come on!” Ryo said with a scoff, pushing Koki off of his lap since the round was over. Koki blew Ryo a kiss before going back to his original spot. Koyama just giggled aloud while Junno, Nakamaru, and Kame laughed to themselves at the reactions around them. Koki's expression showed that he wasn't impressed with Shige's smart answer, but he let it slide regardless.
“Akanishi,” Shige said. “Truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Jin boasted, up for absolutely anything. Shige smiled. He had a dare saved up. He had seen someone do this online, and it was the perfect time to see it in action.
“I dare you to eat a spoonful of cinnamon!” Jin looked startled for a moment before he jumped up and pumped his fist.
“Alright then!”
“Uhg,” Ryo said. “I had to do that once. It wasn't very pretty.”
“Tegoshi, show me where you cinnamon is!” Jin demanded, completely ready for the task. Tegoshi grinned and headed to his kitchen. He came back with a spoon and a case of cinnamon. He shoved the spoon into the cinnamon and brought it out. He held the spoon out towards Jin, who took it happily. He stared at the spoon for a moment, almost as if he were hesitating, despite how pumped he seemed only a moment ago. He then raised the spoon to his mouth and dumped the whole thing down his throat. He his throat bobbed as he swallowed it down. His face scrunched up for a moment before he suddenly grabbed at his throat and gasped. He opened his mouth and gave a strangled gasp. He lunged towards the tables in the centre of the circle and grabbed a beer bottle and took a swig. It didn't seem to help. Gasping, he spun around.
“W-water!” he choked out. Then he suddenly gave a wheeze and a huge cloud of cinnamon erupted from his mouth. Absolutely everybody in the room was laughing at him. Tegoshi was grinning in the corner, holding a glass of water. Jin lunged for it, but Tegoshi held it away and Jin missed, still coughing. He roared and lunged again at Tegoshi. This time, Tegoshi handed the cup to Jin, not wanting to be hurt by the larger man. Jin gulped down the water. After a bit, he was able to talk normally.
“You will regret that later, Kato,” he said with a growl. Shige, who was laughing more than anybody before, shrunk back, intimidated. Jin sat back down.
“Taguchi,” Jin said. Junno continued grinning at Jin.
“Truth,” he immediately said. Jin seemed to think for a moment.
“Okay,” he said. “My question is... who in this room do you like the most? Be completely honest.” There were a couple snickers from the other side of the room.
“Do I like the most...?” Junno questioned, considering it. Of course, Junno liked everybody. But if he had to answer...
“Koki!” Junno said with a bright grin. Koki scrunched up his face, not liking that answer. Almost everyone laughed, finding it cute. However, nobody noticed Nakamaru quietly sulking from where he sat.
“Uepi,” Junno said with a grin. “Truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Ueda responded hesitantly.
“I dare you to do 50 push ups,” Junno said with a silly looking grin on his face. There were boos resounding throughout the room immediately.
“That was lame!” Koki exclaimed loudly, taking another swig of his beer. Ueda shrugged, standing up in order to move to a more open spot.
“Not really,” Junno shook his head. “I like it when Uepi shows off his muscles.” Ueda smirked to himself as he found an open enough space, positioning himself to begin his dare. Ueda counted silently to himself as he did each push up, trying to move fast so he didn’t hold up the game.
“Ueda is unexpectedly cool,” Koyama said, breaking the silence. Ueda counted off fifty before going to rejoin the circle.
“Piece of cake,” he said with a small grin. “Tegoshi-kun, truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Tegoshi exclaimed.
“I dare you to say something dirty to someone in this room,” Ueda said with a smirk. Tegoshi’s eyebrows shot up as he glanced around the room. Everybody stared at Tegoshi, who was feeling slightly embarrassed.
“Okay,” he said quietly, crawling over to where Massu was sitting. Everybody watched as Tegoshi smirked slightly, leaning close to Massu’s ear and whispering something. The moment stretched on in the silence, making the atmosphere feel slightly awkward. When Tegoshi pulled back, Massu was bright red. He shifted his position uncomfortably, coughing awkwardly.
“Do we even want to know what he said?” Jin asked suddenly, breaking the silence. Massu just shook his head, looking at the ground.
“Second round!” Tegoshi declared. “Kame-kun, truth or dare?” Tegoshi asked brightly.
“Eh? Truth,” Kame said indecisively.
“Okay,” Tegoshi scrunched his eyebrows in thought. “Oh I know, what is the craziest thing you’ve ever done while naked?” Kame’s eyes widened as Tegoshi smirked.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Kame protested slightly.
“I think I know the answer to this one,” Jin snickered. Kame chucked a pillow at his head, effectively getting him to shut up after an exclamation of surprise.
“Okay fine,” Kame blew out a sigh. “I was out at a club with this guy,” he began, pointing at Jin. “I got completely smashed, and the next day he told me I was pole dancing…naked.” The room erupted into laughter as Kame turned red.
“I was drunk though, I was drunk!”
“Kazuya sure did have some moves,” Jin laughed, taking another chug of his beer.
“You really did that in public?” Ueda asked between gasps.
“Apparently,” Kame grumbled grudgingly. “Okay everybody shut up, Yamapi you’ve been pretty quiet, truth or dare?” Yamapi looked up from his phone, before slipping it back into his pocket.
“Dare,” he responded lightly.
“Switch an item of clothing with a player of your choice,” Kame told him. Yamapi’s eyebrow quirked up. He shrugged.
“Okay, Ryo-kun switch jackets with me?” He asked with a smile. Ryo nodded, taking off his own sweater and chucking it at Yamapi, who then did the same.
“That wasn’t any fun,” Koki commented, noticeably tipsier than he had been before. Yamapi shrugged.
“Taguchi-kun,”
“Dare!” Junno exclaimed before Yamapi could even finish the question.
“Make it something good,” Koki said, crossing his arms across his chest. Yamapi seemed to think for a moment.
“Okay. I dare you to strip down to your underwear and stay like that for three turns.”
“Ew!” a couple people declared while with a grin, Junno just started stripping with no complaints.
“That's not what we want to see!” Koki called as Junno slid his pants off and he was left standing there in only a pair of purple boxers. Junno seemed to have no embarrassment whatsoever as he sat back down. Nakamaru, from beside Junno, blushed as he scooted away from him. Junno turned to the next player.
“Ummm....” he said, looking from person to person. “Massu!”
“I'll choose truth this time!” he declared.
“Okay!” Junno said with a nod.
“Make it a good one!” Ryo called, obviously a bit tipsy, as well as quite a few of the other men in the room.
“Ummm...” Junno said, quickly thinking. “Who in this room do you dislike the most?” Massu's eyes widened. He looked around the room, thinking.
“It's not as if I dislike any of you... but... I guess... Akanishi-kun.”
“What?” Jin jumped up. “Why?” put down the beer bottle he was holding. Massu found himself shrugging casually.
“It just is.” And before Jin could say anymore, Massu went on.
“Okay then Akanishi-kun,” he said. “Truth or dare?”
“Dare!” Jin said, obviously mad that Massu apparently didn't like him.
“Chug a whole jug of milk!” Massu blurted. Jin frowned.
“Fine! Where is it?” Tegoshi got up and hurried to his kitchen, coming back out with a large jug of milk. He handed it to Jin.
“Why do I keep getting dares related to food?” he complained to deaf ears as he opened the lid and started chugging from the thing. He took a couple breaks to catch his breath, but he was able to down the whole thing after a few minutes. He groaned, clutching his stomach.
“This is not going to be good later,” he said, flopping down on the ground and feeling like he was going to vomit at any moment. The milk did not mesh well with all of the alcohol he had previously been ingesting.
“Ryo,” he choked out. “Truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Ryo said.
“I dare you to...” Jin suddenly sat up, as if he were suddenly feeling a lot better, a shit-eating grin on his face. “Kiss Ueda on the mouth!”
“What?” Ueda screeched as Ryo just sat that, a look of incredulity on his face. “No! No!”
“No way!” Ryo added.
“Do you hate me, Jin?” Ueda asked, his tone sounding hostile. Jin just grinned.
“You have to do it or I'll go through your phone and read it out to the whole room.”
“Do it!” Tegoshi cheered. “Go Ryo-chan!”
“Do it!” The whole minus Ryo and Ueda started to cheer. Even Nakamaru, who was usually quiet, was starting to get 'drunk' on the atmosphere and cheered as well. Ryo glared at Ueda.
“I don't want my phone exposed,” he said. Ueda's eyes narrowed.
“I don't care. I'm not doing this.”
“I'll read yours out too!” Jin added.
“That's not in the rules!” Ueda said in a high pitched screech noise. From the other side of the room, Junno was laughing hysterically. Ryo crawled over to where Ueda was and pressed his lips to Ueda's for a mere second. When he pulled back, both parties rapidly wiped their faces.
“I'm going to throw up,” Ueda said. “I hate you, Jin.”
“I love you too Tat-chan!” Jin declared happily. Ueda turned away and focused his glare on the ground as Ryo went back to his spot on the floor and wanted to get this scene out of his mind and on to the next person.
“Shige, truth or dare.”
“I’ll pick dare,” Shige answered uncertainly. Ryo suddenly started laughing, and the others looked at him in confusion.
“I dare you to wear a ‘kick me’ sign for the rest of the game!” Shige looked at Ryo, his mouth in the form of a little “o.” Tegoshi got up to find a piece of paper and a sharpie. Once he found them, he wrote the words “kick me” big on the page; and with a satisfied smile, he firmly taped it to Shige’s back.
“There we go,” Tegoshi said with a wide smile. “Taguchi-kun you can put your clothes back on now.” Junno nodded with a silly grin, slipping his shirt back over his head and his pants back on.
“Kei, truth or dare?”
“Eh?” Koyama looked surprised, probably because someone was finally addressing him. “Truth.”
“Again Kei-chan? You’re so boring,” Tegoshi complained loudly. Koyama shrugged as Shige wracked his brain for something to ask him.
“Who do you think is the best looking person in this room?” Koyama stared at Shige, a blush creeping up his cheeks.
“Uh I guess if I have to pick…” He trailed off, looking around the room. “Ueda-kun.” Ueda shot up in surprise, eyes widening.
“Why?” Jin asked loudly, swaying on the spot.
“He looked cool earlier,” Koyama admitted sheepishly. “And I like his hair.” Ueda coughed awkwardly, looking at the ground.
“Okay Koki-kun, truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Koki said with a small giggle.
“Um, bark!” Koyama said impulsively. “Bark like a dog and howl.”
“Woof,” Koki imitated a bark. “Aooo!” He howled, before falling back with laughter. The others weren’t as amused as Koki, or Jin was. But then again they were quite drunk.
“Yuichi, truth or dare!”
“Dare,” Nakamaru answered, albeit hesitantly. He finally felt like he was loosening up. And he didn't even drink any alcohol.
“I dare you...” Koki's head then snapped up as he grinned. He got up and crossed the circle, going over to where Tegoshi was. Tegoshi looked up, surprised, as Koki crouched down and started whispering something in Tegoshi's ear. A gigantic grin slowly formed on Tegoshi's face and he nodded enthusiastically. Nakamaru didn't know why, but somehow he didn't like what was happening. Koki stood up with a grin as Tegoshi jumped up and ran down the hall into his room. Koki pointed at Nakamaru.
“I dare you to... put on a wig and dress for five turns!” Nakamaru felt his mouth pop open in shock as practically the whole room burst into laughter.
“What? No.”
“Would you rather I read your phone history to everyone in the room?” Koki asked with a smirk. Nakamaru flushed and shook his head rapidly.
“No! No! I'll do it.”
“Got something to hide, Yuichi?” Koki asked playfully. Nakamaru shook his head rapidly, yet suspiciously.
“No!” Then Tegoshi came back, holding a long brown curly wig and a bright blue dress.
“I can't believe you just have those in your closet,” Shige commented. Massu and Koyama nodded their silent agreement. Tegoshi just smirked and winked at his group mates before going over to Nakamaru and handing him the items. Nakamaru hesitantly took them.
“Go to the bathroom to change,” Tegoshi said. “Oh, use this too!” He also handed Nakamaru a tube of lipstick. Still flushing, Nakamaru nodded as he headed off into the bathroom and shut the door. While waiting, there was idle chit chat going on in the room. Ryo, Jin, Shige, Ueda, Kame, Koki, Tegoshi, Massu, and even Koyama were drinking beer. Some were more tipsy than others. Junno had a beer in front of him too, but it was left untouched. Yamapi had work later, so he resigned himself to not drink.
“This will be good,” Jin had said, waiting excitedly for Nakamaru's upcoming embarrassing scene. Koki laughed and high fived Jin, since they were sitting beside each other. After about ten minutes, Nakamaru still hadn't come out.
“Go check to see if he's almost done,” Koki said, staring pointedly at Junno. Junno obliged and got up, going to the bathroom door. He knocked around six times.
“Nakamaru-kun, are you almost done? Everyone is getting impatient.” There was no answer. Junno knocked again. “Nakamaru-kun?”
“One minute,” Nakamaru yelled out. Satisfied, Junno nodded even though nobody could see him and he went back and sat back in his spot. “He said one minute.”
“Maybe he doesn't know how to put it on?” Koyama suggested.
“It's not that hard,” Tegoshi replied.
“Well, you've had a lot of practice, haven't you?” Jin said bluntly, causing Tegoshi to scowl at him.
“So?”
“So. You know what that makes you?”
“What?” Tegoshi asked with a hostile scowl on his face, as if daring Jin to continue.
“Stop!” Massu interrupted, reaching over and giving Tegoshi's shoulder a comforting squeeze. “Just end this conversation now.” Jin was about to open his mouth to say something else when the bathroom door finally opened, and Nakamaru stepped out. His brown, curly wig came down to his shoulders and his lips were bright pink thanks to Tegoshi's lipstick. The dress he was wearing was a short-sleeve, blue dress. It was long and it went down to below Nakamaru's knees. His face was completely flushed and it was probably one of the most embarrassing things that he had ever done. Everyone in the room was laughing at him. Ryo let out a whistle, and then Tegoshi and a few others joined suit.
“That really suits you, Nakamaru-kun!” Junno blurted out laughing. Nakamaru's face was getting so hot he was afraid it would spontaneously combust. He ignored all the comments and took his seat on the floor in between Junno and Kame, who both were grinning at him. Nakamaru ignored them as he stared out into the people, thinking about who hasn't gone in this second round.
“Ueda,” Nakamaru said, finding it awkward about how to cross his legs. He was still wearing his underwear, but still. “Truth or dare?”
“Truth,” Ueda said.
“What was the last dream you had about?” Nakamaru asked curiously. Ueda looked up, thinking about it.
“I think it was about a concert,” Ueda said. “We were singing to our fans, but they turned out to not be our fans after all. They formed an angry mob and burst onto the stage to hurt us.” The entire room was silent for a moment, and then Ryo started to laugh. Ueda glared at him.
“Okay, next...”
“Wait!” Tegoshi said, jumping up. “I'm going to change the game up a bit. To make it more interesting.” He went to the side of the room and came back with three bowls, two large and one small. “In this small bowl is all of your names. In the large bowls are truths and dares respectively. I'll reach into the small bowl and pull out a name, then you pick truth or dare and do what it says on the slip of paper.” There were a few groans, but most of them seemed okay with the change. Yamapi stood up.
“I should leave now,” he said. “I have a drama filming.”
“So late?” Koyama asked.
“Yes,” Yamapi said. “It's the first time we're all available. It was fun playing with you guys. Let's do it again sometime.” Everyone said their parting to Yamapi and then Tegoshi reached into the small bowl to read who was going to go first in the new round.
“Koki-kun,” Tegoshi said. “Truth or dare.”
“I picked dare last time,” Koki said with a small hiccup. “Truth.” Tegoshi picked a piece of paper out of the bowl that was labelled truth, and unfolded it.
“What is the most abnormal thing about you?” Koki swayed slightly, seeming to be deep in thought.
“I have sexual fantasies about my band members,” he blurted out. The room burst out into a chorus of “eh?” and “ew!”
“I thought that was normal!” Ryo cried out, putting his face in his hands.
“He must be drunk,” Koyama giggled as the rest just stared at Koki and Ryo as if they were aliens.
“Okay next,” Koki said, drawing a name out of the bowl. “Junno, truth or dare?” Junno bit his lip, looking between the two bowls.
“Dare,” he said decisively. Koki reached into the dare bowl, squinting to read the writing on the paper.
“Do the Macarena,” Koki scoffed, throwing the slip of paper down. “Tegoshi these are lame.”
“Oh you’ll see, it’ll get fun later,” Tegoshi smirked. Koki’s eyes widened slightly, unsure whether he wanted to know what Tegoshi meant by that. Junno stood up happily, and did the dance energetically.
“Good job Taguchi,” Jin rolled his eyes, taking a swig of what might have been his fourth beer. Junno shook his head, picking a name out of the bowl.
“Koyama-kun,” Junno read.
“Truth,” Koyama said, biting his lip. He wasn’t quite sure he wanted to pick dare. Junno drew a piece of paper from the truth bowl, unfolding it.
“What is your favourite thing about yourself?” Junno read off, before looking at Koyama expectantly
“Uh,” Koyama coughed. “I don’t know.”
“Give an answer,” Jin snapped. “Or else we’ll read through your phone.”
“Okay,” Koyama sighed. “I guess my ability to be a leader when my friends really need it.” Junno nodded with a smile, putting the paper down on the table. Koyama drew a name from the bowl.
“Massu, truth or dare?”
“I’ll pick dare this time,” Massu grinned, eager to see what Tegoshi had in store for their dares. Koyama picked a slip out of the bowl, eyes widening as he read it. Massu frowned slightly, wondering what it said.
“It says bite the ear of the person on your left.” Massu’s eyes widened as he looked at Shige.
“Just do it quickly,” Shige sighed. Massu leaned in quickly, nipping Shige’s ear, causing him to turn red. Tegoshi’s scowl was left unnoticed as Massu drew a name from the bowl.
“Kamenashi, truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Kame said, partially nervous and partially curious about the other dares.
“Kiss the person on your right.” Kame bit his lip, looking to his right and seeing Nakamaru. The latter was blushing bright red again.
“Are you okay with it?” Kame asked quietly. Nakamaru nodded slightly. Kame leaned in slowly, pressing his lips to Nakamaru’s for a short moment before pulling away again. Both men were flushing as a few of the others laughed at them. Kame shook his head, wiping the lipstick off of his face before reaching into the bowl.
“I found Yamapi’s name,” he laughed, setting it aside, reaching in again. “Ueda-kun,”
“Truth,” he said again, uneasy about Tegoshi’s choices in dares.
“Tell a positive feature of the player on your left.” Ueda gaped, looking at the player on his left, which was Ryo.
“Close your mouth Tat-chan, you look like a fish,” Jin giggled. Ueda shut his mouth tightly, shaking his head rapidly.
“A good aspect of him? I’ll be damned if I can come up with one.”
“Would you rather we read your phone messages out loud?” Tegoshi asked innocently.
“No,” Ueda said immediately.
“I’m starting to think that Uepi’s hiding something,” Junno commented.
“Shut it Junno,” Ueda said warningly. Junno shrugged. “Okay fine, a positive aspect would be that he’s responsible and good in both of the groups he’s in,” he said begrudgingly. Ryo stayed silent as Ueda reached into the bowl.
“Jin, truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“You always choose dare!” Kame complained.
“So?” Jin asked, crossing his arms.
“Nothing,” Kame said, tone annoyed for some reason. Jin reached into the dare bowl and pulled out a card. He read it out.
“Kiss the person exactly opposite you.” Jin raised his eyebrows, staring across the table to see that it was Shige who was exactly across from him. Shige cringed after he saw that Jin was looking at him. With no hesitation whatsoever, Jin got up and strolled over to Shige, and grabbed his face and smashed their lips together. Shige flailed and tried very hard to try to push Jin away. Jin pulled away a moment later with a loud smack. He wiped his mouth and strutted back to where he came from, satisfactorily. The people around Shige stared at him awkwardly as Shige just stared, as if he were processing what had just happened.
“Can I change yet?” Nakamaru suddenly asked awkwardly.
“Oh!” Tegoshi said, laughing. “Sorry, Nakamaru-kun. We forgot about you.”
“I'm used to it,” Nakamaru said under his breath, but nobody heard him. He then stood up. “I'll just...” he headed into the bathroom and closed the door. Jin reached into the name bowl to pull out the next name.
“Tegoshi,” he read. Tegoshi beamed.
“Truth,” he said. “This time.” He then reached into the truth pot.
“Are you dating someone right now?” he read. Tegoshi put the slip of paper down and leaned back on his hands.
“Yes,” he said.
“Ehh?” Shige, Koyama, Jin, Ryo, and Junno gasped.
“Who?” Koyama asked, startled that he didn't know something like this about the youngest member of his group.
“That wasn't the question,” Tegoshi said as he reached into the name pot and came up with the next name. At this moment, Nakamaru came back from the bathroom in his real clothes. The lipstick was still half smeared on his mouth though. Koyama laughed at that.
“Ryo-chan,” Tegoshi announced.
“Dare!” Ryo declared, grabbing the pot which had been slid over to him. He reached into the pot and read.
“Take off your pants for the remainder of the game.” Ryo shrugged, standing up and un-doing his belt buckle as he slid his jeans down and kicked them to the side. “No big deal.” He grinned, reaching in for the next name.
“Nakamaru.” Nakamaru sighed, wondering why he decided to play this game after all. Sure, there was a moment in which he had fun, but that was when the spotlight wasn't on him.
“Truth,” he said, praying it was just something simple and easy. He reached into the bowl and pulled out a piece of paper. He read it.
“Is there someone in this room that you have a crush on?” he stared at the paper, unsure if anyone could tell if he lied.
“Don't lie,” Jin said with a smirk. Nakamaru gulped.
“Y-yes,” he said. A few of the people looked shocked and gasped, while some didn't seem to care.
“Who?” Koki asked with a smirk. “It's not me, right?” Nakamaru shook his head, wishing he would just disappear. Junno looked over at him curiously.
“That's not the question!” he practically yelled, flushing. He then reached into the bowl.
“The last one... Kato-kun.”
“Dare!” Shige said. He then reached into the dare bin. He brought up a card that said.
“Kiss on the lips the three people to the right of you.” Shige turned to see that it was Massu, Tegoshi, and Ryo. He sighed. He didn't want to do this. But at least it was with people that were actually in his group. He crawled in front of Massu and kissed him square on the lips. He pulled away after a moment and headed over to Tegoshi. He kissed Tegoshi in the exact same way he kissed Massu, pulling away after a moment.
“Shige, you're such a prude,” Tegoshi complained, earning a hard elbow in the ribs from Massu. Shige ignored it and headed over to Ryo and kissed him full on the mouth. Ryo tried to deepen the kiss, but Shige immediately pulled away and slapped Ryo on the face. Drunk Ryo could get way too sexual. Shige then crawled back into his spot. Tegoshi stood up.
“Next round, all names back in the case! Except Yamapi's, leave him out.” After all of the names were put back into the bowl, Shige pulled out the first name for the next round.
“Nakamaru-kun again,” Shige said. Nakamaru sighed; the spotlight was on him yet again.
“Dare,” he said, reaching into the bowl that was pushed in front of him. “Kiss the person on your right,” he gulped, looking over at Junno. His face flushed as his body froze. Junno smiled slightly.
“You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to Nakamaru-kun,” he said quietly. Nakamaru shook his head. There was no way that he was going to let anyone read out his phone history.
“No, it’s not that. I’ll do it.” Nakamaru leaned in slowly, and Junno met him half way, causing a startled gasp out of the older man. He wasn’t sure how long they stayed like that, but then Junno pulled back, causing him to almost fall forward as people whistled. Nakamaru’s face was burning as he reached back into the bin of names.
“Ryo-kun,” he said, voice cracking.
“Truth,” he said.
“Truth,” he said, picking out of the bowl that was passed to him. “Say one nice thing about each player…seriously?” He sighed.
“I’ll start with Tegoshi I guess. I like your attitude towards things. Even if you can be such a little brat sometimes,” he added with a laugh. Tegoshi frowned slightly, before smiling brightly.
“Massu, you give good hugs,” Ryo grinned. Massu just laughed. “Shige, you are just so pure and innocent that it’s funny.” Shige narrowed his eyes slightly, unable to keep from laughing.
“Taguchi-kun,” Ryo swayed slightly. “I like how you’re so positive, it’s uplifting.” Junno grinned
“Nakamaru-kun, you make a cute girl,” he smirked as Nakamaru turned bright red. “Kame, you’re a great actor. Kei-chan,” Ryo paused. “You make a fantastic leader.” Koyama looked down, feeling humble.
“Jin-kun, you’re a great friend,” he giggled. “Koki-kun, you’re better at rapping than Shige is!” He exclaimed, almost falling over from laughing. Koki shook his head.
“It isn’t like I have much to live up to, no offence Kato-kun.” Shige scowled as Ryo glanced at the last person; Ueda.
“Ueda-kun,” he sighed, putting a hand to his mouth in thought. “You fit in really well in your group,” he shrugged. Ueda didn’t say anything as Ryo drew from the bow of names.
“Jin, truth or dare?”
“Kazuya complained that I keep picking dare,” Jin mused to himself. “I’ll pick truth this time,” he let out a snort. He picked one out of the bowl.
“How old were you when you had your first kiss?” Jin read out, hiccupping. He mused about this for a couple of moments. “I think I was eleven, I was dared to by a friend. Either that or we were playing kiss the bottle.”
“You mean spin the bottle?” Kame asked in amusement.
“Yeah that,” Jin responded, picking his beer back up. He hummed to himself, opening another beer before noticing that everybody was staring at him.
“What?”
“Draw a name,” came from various people in the room. Jin made a surprised face, reaching into the bowl of names.
“Koyama-kun, truth or dare?”
“Dare!” Koyama said eagerly. He reached into the dare bowl once it was passed over to him.
“Put a cup of ice cubes down your shirt,” Koyama read. He shuddered, imagining it. Tegoshi jumped off of the ground and came back, carrying a glass full of ice. How convenient.
“Kei-chan, stand up.” Koyama obliged. Tegoshi then pulled the back of Koyama's shirt and dumped the glass of ice down Koyama's back. Koyama gasped and writhed, trying to escape the cold. He groaned and a high pitched sound escaped Koyama's mouth. Everyone was laughing at him. Koyama groaned and sat back down. He reached into the name bowl, shivering even though the sensation felt more like a burning.
“Kamenashi-kun,” Koyama read.
“Truth,” Kame replied. He then pulled out a slip of paper. “Tell us about your last ex?” he read. Kame looked around the room before replying.
“It was a man.” He felt eyes on him. “I won't say the name, but he cheated on me so I broke up with him. Let's leave it at that.” He looked across the room to see that Koki was staring intently at him. He looked down and reached into the bowl.
“Massu!” he said.
“Dare,” Massu said as he reached into the pot and pulled out a dare. “Kiss the person on the mouth on your left.” He looked over to see that it was Shige. Shrugging, Massu went over and planted a kiss on Shige's mouth. Shige made a disgusted sound, opening his mouth to do so. After a split second, Tegoshi went over and angrily elbowed Massu's side.
“I think that's enough,” he said crossly. Massu looked sheepish before he went over and chose the next name.
“Taguchi-kun,” he said. Junno considered for a moment.
“Dare!” he exclaimed. Massu passed him the container. He noticed that the bowl was getting emptier. He pulled out a slip.
“Read the last text sent on your phone,” Junno read. He shrugged, not caring. He pulled his phone out and read it aloud.
“It was to Koki!” he exclaimed. “It says 'Let's go hang out~!” he beamed as Koki sent a grimace, and both Kame and Nakamaru started to sulk. He then pulled out the next name.
“Uepi~” he said, passing over the bowls.
“Truth,” Ueda said, pulling out the slip. “Have you ever shoplifted? If so, what did you steal?” He paused.
“When I was a kid, I stole a stuffed animal,” Ueda said. He then laughed. He pulled out the next name.
“Koki,” he said.
“Dare!” he said. He then pulled a slip out of the dare bowl. “Do a prank text message to the last person you texted on your phone. Text the words 'I'm in love with you.” Koki gaped down at the slip of paper in front of him. He looked at his phone, seeing the last person he texted. It was Kame. Koki sighed with relief. Kame was here, so he knew about the dare. No harm would be done. He quickly sent the text and put the phone back into his pocket.
“Done,” he said. “Now, Tegoshi-kun. You're the last one in the bowl.”
“Dare,” Tegoshi said with a grin. “Pick your nose in front of the whole room,” he read a moment after. Shrugging, Tegoshi proceeded to pick his nose very hard and deep in front of the whole room. A few people cringed and looked away, while a very drunken Ryo kept watching and laughing at him the whole time. Tegoshi grinned and dumped the names back into the bowl.
They played another round until they decided that it was time to end the game for the night. Ryo, Jin and Koki were pretty drunk. Kame was tipsy. The only one who had nothing to drink at all was Nakamaru.
“We need to do this again~” Jin said with a drawl. “At my house next time!”
“Sure, sure,” Tegoshi said, cleaning his living room with the help of Massu. Ueda and Ryo were the first ones to leave. They sent a glare at each other before going their separate ways. Jin left next, hurrying over to catch up to Ryo. Next, Junno and Koki left, laughing to each other, leaving Nakamaru and Kame sulking from behind them as they left. This just left four members of NEWS remaining.
“I'll leave first,” Shige said. “I actually had fun... after a while.”
“I'm glad,” Tegoshi grinned. Koyama was grinning too.
“It's not that late yet, want to go grab a bite to eat?” he asked Shige. Shige nodded.
“Sure, let's go.” They then left the house, leaving Tegoshi and Massu by themselves.
“I'll leave too,” Massu said. Tegoshi frowned. “Unless...” Massu continued. “You want me to stay.” Tegoshi smiled shyly.
“Stay,” he said. Massu nodded, smiling. Tegoshi went over and closed the front door and locked it. “We can play our own version of truth or dare.”
Pairing Various (mostly hints)
Rating PG-13
Genre Comedy, (light) crack
Summary: KAT-TUN and NEWS get together one night to play truth or dare.
Note Co-written with fierysunrise
Kame looked at the five bewildered faces before him, unable to keep from laughing.
“Come on guys, it might be fun!”
“Truth or dare,” Koki said slowly. “With NEWS. And it was all Tegoshi’s idea?”
“I’d rather lick a light socket,” Ueda muttered under his breath. Jin nudged Ueda’s shoulder.
“Lemme guess, that’s because you don’t want to spend a night with Ryo?” He teased with a smirk. Ueda rolled his eyes.
“No, I just have better things to be doing on a Saturday night,” he responded nonchalantly.
“Like what?” Junno asked, not looking up from his hand held game.
“Folding socks,” Ueda scoffed, sitting down on a nearby couch.
“What do you think, Nakamaru-kun?” Kame asked hopefully. The former shrugged.
“I don’t think it’s a bad idea.”
“Great,” Kame said with a grin. “Now by a show of hands, who’s all in?” He raised his own hand, looking at the five other members looking at each other. Nakamaru slowly raised his hand, as did Junno from behind his game. Jin raised his hand as well.
“So Koki and Ueda?” Kame asked disapprovingly. “Why don’t you want to? It’ll be fun!” Koki shrugged.
“It just seems like a stupid idea to me.”
“Ueda?” Kame prompted.
“Pretty much as Akanishi said,” he sighed. “Plus Tegoshi can be a real idiot sometimes.”
“Come on Ueda,” Junno said, pausing his game. “What do you have to lose?”
“My dignity, maybe.”
“I’ll go if he does,” Koki said, pointing at Ueda.
“Please Uepi, it might be fun!” Junno said with a wide grin. Ueda rolled his eyes again.
“Fine I’ll go,” he said, shaking his head. “But if I have an aneurysm because of Nishikido, you only have yourselves to blame.”
--
“No way Tegoshi,” Shige protested. “I am not doing that.”
“Why not?” He asked with a small pout. “It’ll be fun, Kamenashi-kun agreed and the rest of KAT-TUN will be there!”
“I think it sounds like fun,” Massu piped in. Koyama just shrugged.
“Why not, if Nakamaru is doing it I will too,” he laughed.
“Good, thanks Kei-chan!” Tegoshi grinned. “What about you, Yamapi?"
“Eh, I guess so,” he shrugged, barely looking up from his magazine. “Will Akanishi be there?”
“Yes he will,” Tegoshi answered. Yamapi smirked slightly.
“Sure, I’ll go.”
“Great! What about you, Ryo-chan?” Ryo shook his head, taking a sip of his water bottle.
“Eh?! Why not?” Tegoshi whined, grabbing onto his band members arm. Ryo shook him off, shaking his head.
“Just the idea of being with those guys, especially Ueda for such a long period of time doesn’t sound too favourable.”
“Come on,” Tegoshi said. “You like Akanishi-kun don’t you?”
“Yes,” Ryo sighed. “But I can’t stand the rest of them.”
“Even Nakamaru-kun and Taguchi-kun?” Tegoshi asked pointedly. “They didn’t do anything to annoy you.”
“Yeah exactly,” Yamapi put in. “Neither did Kame or Tanaka-kun. Face it Ryo-chan, Ueda-kun is the only one you have a problem with.”
“Okay fine!” Ryo exclaimed impatiently. “I’ll go.”
“Yay! Thanks Ryo-chan,” Tegoshi grinned. “Shige, you’re the only one who hasn’t agreed.”
“Isn’t truth or dare a little childish?” He asked skeptically. “We’re grown men for God’s sake!”
“Please Shige?” Tegoshi begged. “It won’t be the same without you!”
“Yeah Shige, please?” Yamapi mocked with a laugh. Shige let out a long sigh, shaking his head.
“Tegoshi I swear you’ll be the death of me someday.”
“Does that mean yes?” Tegoshi asked hopefully. Shige paused, looking between the other members.
“Fine,” he sighed. “I guess it might not be so bad.”
“I’ll let them know~” Tegoshi said happily, before flouncing off. The others looked at each other, wondering if they would regret this.
--
Everyone had agreed on meeting at Tegoshi's house around an hour later. The first people to arrive were Koyama and Shige. Koyama entered with a smile while Shige seemed hesitant. Tegoshi pulled him by the arm, practically dragging him inside. Shige glared at him while Koyama giggled at their antics. Next, the first one from KAT-TUN arrived. Jin had brought with him a supply of alcohol for everyone to share. Massu came not long after that, supplying a load of snacks. Next came Kame and Koki, shortly followed by Junno and Ueda. Ryo and Yamapi arrived together afterwards and Nakamaru was the last to arrive, bowing awkwardly. Many seemed to miss the glares that Ryo and Ueda sent at each other before Tegoshi welcomed them all with a huge grin. It was apparent to everyone that he was definitely the most excited about their plans. They chatted idly amongst themselves until Tegoshi led them all to an area in his living room that he cleared. They all sat down in a shape that was supposed to be an circle but ended up being some lopsided, nonexistent shape. In the middle of the circle were a couple of large coffee tables Tegoshi had moved in order to place the food and alcohol. Tegoshi clapped his hands together, noticing the pattern.
“Shige, move back,” he complained. Shige seemed to be sitting too far into the middle of the circle. Koyama laughed as Shige grumbled under his breath as he moved backwards.
“Ueda-kun, move over,” Tegoshi added. There was a large gap between Ueda, and the person beside him, Ryo. Ueda was practically in Koki's personal space. Ueda shot a glare at Tegoshi before complying. After a couple more adjustments, they were in a perfect circle. Tegoshi sat down and they were ready to begin.
“So who's going to start?” Kame asked the group. “How is this going to work?” Tegoshi grinned.
“I'll start. I'll say truth or dare to someone, and then they do it. Then they choose someone else. Try not to choose someone that's already been chosen until everyone goes once.” Shige visibly got dismayed at the news, as if he thought he could avoid being chosen.
“What about the punishment?” Jin said with an evil smirk. “So you can't opt out of answering or doing the dare.” Tegoshi put his hands together.
“Good idea, Akanishi-kun. I didn't think of that. What do you think?”
“I think that if you refuse to answer the question or do the dare, then we will have to take out your cellphone and read all of your text messages and history aloud. There were exclamations and noises of protest. Ueda was making the biggest fuss about it at all. Tegoshi however, nodded enthusiastically.
“That's good! You hear that guys? So you better go along with it!” There was a pause. “Okay,” Tegoshi said. “Let's start. Kei-chan, truth or dare?”
“Oh, me?” Koyama said, looking surprised. “Um... truth!”
“Aww! That's no fun, Kei-chan!” Tegoshi pouted. Koyama shrugged to himself, not caring. Tegoshi put a finger to his mouth thoughtfully before he said his question. “How big is your porn collection?” Koyama's eyes widened in surprise. He definitely hadn't been expecting that question. Koyama flushed and looked away.
“Um,” he said, embarrassed. “Actually I only have a few. Maybe three videos. They're hidden in my room.” Tegoshi nodded, a smirk on his lips, seemingly satisfied with the other's answer.
“There's got to be more than that,” Ryo said, taking a large drink of a beer. Koyama shook his head.
“That's it...”
“Okay, Kei-chan, go!” Tegoshi said. Koyama nodded, and looked around the room. “Umm,” he said. “Nakamaru-kun. Truth or dare?” Nakamaru visibly relaxed. He was glad that it was Koyama who had chosen him. If it was Jin, he would be asked to say or do something that he really would not have wanted to do.
“Truth,” Nakamaru said, not feeling daring quite yet. Nakamaru wasn't much of a drinker, but he was the type to get more into it once everyone else started having a lot of fun. He got drunk off the atmosphere. There were a couple of boos and someone said 'boring', but Nakamaru ignored them.
“What underwear are you currently wearing?” Koyama ended up asking, causing Nakamaru to stare at him, perplexed. That wasn't much of a truth question. But at least he didn't mind answering.
“Just some plain white ones...” Nakamaru answered as he stood up and pulled down the top of his pants slightly to showcase his white boxers. There were a couple snickers. He looked to his sides to see Kame and Junno laughing at him. Nakamaru felt his face flush, so he quickly snapped his pants back in place and sat back down. He wanted to get the spotlight off of him right away, so he quickly picked the next person.
“Massu, truth or dare?”
“I pick dare!”
“Okay,” Nakamaru responded, tugging at the collar of his shirt as if it was too tight. “I dare you to…” he paused, letting out a sigh. “I dare you to go commando for the rest of the game!” Eyes widened around the circle as Massu went red.
“Ah-are you serious?” He asked incredulously.
“Yes,” Nakamaru stated uncertainly. Junno snickered from beside him.
“Okay,” Massu said quietly, getting up. “I’ll be right back then.” The room was practically silent as Massu closed the door to the bathroom, likely changing.
“Wow,” Koki suddenly said. “Yuichi got brave.” The room erupted into laughter as Nakamaru turned red again, looking away. It didn’t take long for Massu to come back out and throw his underwear somewhere in the corner of the room.
“Happy?” He asked with a small grin, taking his place between Shige and Tegoshi. They stared at him wide-eyed
“Yamapi, truth or dare?”
“Hmm, truth,” Yamapi responded nonchalantly, taking a swig of his beer.
“What is your favourite thing to lick?” Massu asked with a mischievous grin. Jin suddenly burst out laughing, giving Yamapi some sort of look, as if daring him to answer.
“Lollipops, obviously.” Yamapi smirked. Jin’s laughing suddenly turned to coughing as he swallowed his beer incorrectly, as Koki slapped his back.
“Kame, truth or dare,” Yamapi continued, ignoring the almost enraged expression on Jin’s face.
“Dare,” Kame responded excitedly. Yamapi smiled slightly, stroking his chin in thought.
“I dare you to remove an item of clothing.” Kame’s eyebrows shot up, but he went to comply, only removing both of his socks.
“Shouldn’t it be more than that?” Koki asked with a slight laugh.
“Not necessarily,” Kame responded with a cheeky smile. “He said remove an item, not more than one.” Koki looked almost disappointed.
“Uh okay,” Kame said, looking around the room. “Ryo-kun, truth or dare?”
“Truth,” Ryo said with a sigh.
“Okay,” Kame smirked. “Have you ever fooled around with anyone in this room? If so, who?” Ryo shot up, his eyes widening.
“Eh?!” He exclaimed, looking around rapidly. Yamapi’s smirk went unnoticed as Jin turned slightly red.
“Uh…” He cringed slightly. “Sorry, but Akanishi-kun and Yamashita-kun. There is no way I’m reading out my messages.” Yamapi shook his head with a sigh and Jin exhibited visible signs of embarrassment. Ryo coughed awkwardly, trying to kill the silence that seemed to suffocate the room.
“Koki-kun, truth or dare?” Koki perked up at the mention of his name.
“I pick dare,” he said loudly.
“I dare you to spend the next round sitting in the lap of the person of your choice,” he smirked.
Koki frowned, taking in what Ryo had just said.
“Excuse me?” he questioned.
“You heard me,” Ryo said, grinning smugly. “Choose.” Koki sent a lingering glance to Kame, hesitating. Then another thought occurred to him. A smirk made its way onto Koki's face.
“Fine. Then I choose you, Ryo-kun!” Ryo's mouth popped open. He obviously hadn't been expecting that.
“Wait, you can't do that!”
“Yes I can,” Koki said in protest. “You never said I couldn't choose you.”
“That's true, you know,” Ueda said from beside him.
“But, but...” Ryo cut off with a sigh, realizing that protesting was futile. Smirk still in place, Koki moved past Ueda and took a seat right on Ryo's lap. He grinned as he heard Ryo cursing under his breath.
“Kato-kun,” Koki said. Shige felt himself swallow nervously.
“Truth,” Shige said. Tegoshi booed. Koki grinned.
“What is your biggest turn-on?” Shige's face grew red as he wracked his brain for a response. He then let out a breath.
“Intelligence,” he said. “An intelligent person is sexy.” A chorus of protest echoed throughout the room.
“That's not fair!” Tegoshi and Jin protested simultaneously.
“Come on!” Ryo said with a scoff, pushing Koki off of his lap since the round was over. Koki blew Ryo a kiss before going back to his original spot. Koyama just giggled aloud while Junno, Nakamaru, and Kame laughed to themselves at the reactions around them. Koki's expression showed that he wasn't impressed with Shige's smart answer, but he let it slide regardless.
“Akanishi,” Shige said. “Truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Jin boasted, up for absolutely anything. Shige smiled. He had a dare saved up. He had seen someone do this online, and it was the perfect time to see it in action.
“I dare you to eat a spoonful of cinnamon!” Jin looked startled for a moment before he jumped up and pumped his fist.
“Alright then!”
“Uhg,” Ryo said. “I had to do that once. It wasn't very pretty.”
“Tegoshi, show me where you cinnamon is!” Jin demanded, completely ready for the task. Tegoshi grinned and headed to his kitchen. He came back with a spoon and a case of cinnamon. He shoved the spoon into the cinnamon and brought it out. He held the spoon out towards Jin, who took it happily. He stared at the spoon for a moment, almost as if he were hesitating, despite how pumped he seemed only a moment ago. He then raised the spoon to his mouth and dumped the whole thing down his throat. He his throat bobbed as he swallowed it down. His face scrunched up for a moment before he suddenly grabbed at his throat and gasped. He opened his mouth and gave a strangled gasp. He lunged towards the tables in the centre of the circle and grabbed a beer bottle and took a swig. It didn't seem to help. Gasping, he spun around.
“W-water!” he choked out. Then he suddenly gave a wheeze and a huge cloud of cinnamon erupted from his mouth. Absolutely everybody in the room was laughing at him. Tegoshi was grinning in the corner, holding a glass of water. Jin lunged for it, but Tegoshi held it away and Jin missed, still coughing. He roared and lunged again at Tegoshi. This time, Tegoshi handed the cup to Jin, not wanting to be hurt by the larger man. Jin gulped down the water. After a bit, he was able to talk normally.
“You will regret that later, Kato,” he said with a growl. Shige, who was laughing more than anybody before, shrunk back, intimidated. Jin sat back down.
“Taguchi,” Jin said. Junno continued grinning at Jin.
“Truth,” he immediately said. Jin seemed to think for a moment.
“Okay,” he said. “My question is... who in this room do you like the most? Be completely honest.” There were a couple snickers from the other side of the room.
“Do I like the most...?” Junno questioned, considering it. Of course, Junno liked everybody. But if he had to answer...
“Koki!” Junno said with a bright grin. Koki scrunched up his face, not liking that answer. Almost everyone laughed, finding it cute. However, nobody noticed Nakamaru quietly sulking from where he sat.
“Uepi,” Junno said with a grin. “Truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Ueda responded hesitantly.
“I dare you to do 50 push ups,” Junno said with a silly looking grin on his face. There were boos resounding throughout the room immediately.
“That was lame!” Koki exclaimed loudly, taking another swig of his beer. Ueda shrugged, standing up in order to move to a more open spot.
“Not really,” Junno shook his head. “I like it when Uepi shows off his muscles.” Ueda smirked to himself as he found an open enough space, positioning himself to begin his dare. Ueda counted silently to himself as he did each push up, trying to move fast so he didn’t hold up the game.
“Ueda is unexpectedly cool,” Koyama said, breaking the silence. Ueda counted off fifty before going to rejoin the circle.
“Piece of cake,” he said with a small grin. “Tegoshi-kun, truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Tegoshi exclaimed.
“I dare you to say something dirty to someone in this room,” Ueda said with a smirk. Tegoshi’s eyebrows shot up as he glanced around the room. Everybody stared at Tegoshi, who was feeling slightly embarrassed.
“Okay,” he said quietly, crawling over to where Massu was sitting. Everybody watched as Tegoshi smirked slightly, leaning close to Massu’s ear and whispering something. The moment stretched on in the silence, making the atmosphere feel slightly awkward. When Tegoshi pulled back, Massu was bright red. He shifted his position uncomfortably, coughing awkwardly.
“Do we even want to know what he said?” Jin asked suddenly, breaking the silence. Massu just shook his head, looking at the ground.
“Second round!” Tegoshi declared. “Kame-kun, truth or dare?” Tegoshi asked brightly.
“Eh? Truth,” Kame said indecisively.
“Okay,” Tegoshi scrunched his eyebrows in thought. “Oh I know, what is the craziest thing you’ve ever done while naked?” Kame’s eyes widened as Tegoshi smirked.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Kame protested slightly.
“I think I know the answer to this one,” Jin snickered. Kame chucked a pillow at his head, effectively getting him to shut up after an exclamation of surprise.
“Okay fine,” Kame blew out a sigh. “I was out at a club with this guy,” he began, pointing at Jin. “I got completely smashed, and the next day he told me I was pole dancing…naked.” The room erupted into laughter as Kame turned red.
“I was drunk though, I was drunk!”
“Kazuya sure did have some moves,” Jin laughed, taking another chug of his beer.
“You really did that in public?” Ueda asked between gasps.
“Apparently,” Kame grumbled grudgingly. “Okay everybody shut up, Yamapi you’ve been pretty quiet, truth or dare?” Yamapi looked up from his phone, before slipping it back into his pocket.
“Dare,” he responded lightly.
“Switch an item of clothing with a player of your choice,” Kame told him. Yamapi’s eyebrow quirked up. He shrugged.
“Okay, Ryo-kun switch jackets with me?” He asked with a smile. Ryo nodded, taking off his own sweater and chucking it at Yamapi, who then did the same.
“That wasn’t any fun,” Koki commented, noticeably tipsier than he had been before. Yamapi shrugged.
“Taguchi-kun,”
“Dare!” Junno exclaimed before Yamapi could even finish the question.
“Make it something good,” Koki said, crossing his arms across his chest. Yamapi seemed to think for a moment.
“Okay. I dare you to strip down to your underwear and stay like that for three turns.”
“Ew!” a couple people declared while with a grin, Junno just started stripping with no complaints.
“That's not what we want to see!” Koki called as Junno slid his pants off and he was left standing there in only a pair of purple boxers. Junno seemed to have no embarrassment whatsoever as he sat back down. Nakamaru, from beside Junno, blushed as he scooted away from him. Junno turned to the next player.
“Ummm....” he said, looking from person to person. “Massu!”
“I'll choose truth this time!” he declared.
“Okay!” Junno said with a nod.
“Make it a good one!” Ryo called, obviously a bit tipsy, as well as quite a few of the other men in the room.
“Ummm...” Junno said, quickly thinking. “Who in this room do you dislike the most?” Massu's eyes widened. He looked around the room, thinking.
“It's not as if I dislike any of you... but... I guess... Akanishi-kun.”
“What?” Jin jumped up. “Why?” put down the beer bottle he was holding. Massu found himself shrugging casually.
“It just is.” And before Jin could say anymore, Massu went on.
“Okay then Akanishi-kun,” he said. “Truth or dare?”
“Dare!” Jin said, obviously mad that Massu apparently didn't like him.
“Chug a whole jug of milk!” Massu blurted. Jin frowned.
“Fine! Where is it?” Tegoshi got up and hurried to his kitchen, coming back out with a large jug of milk. He handed it to Jin.
“Why do I keep getting dares related to food?” he complained to deaf ears as he opened the lid and started chugging from the thing. He took a couple breaks to catch his breath, but he was able to down the whole thing after a few minutes. He groaned, clutching his stomach.
“This is not going to be good later,” he said, flopping down on the ground and feeling like he was going to vomit at any moment. The milk did not mesh well with all of the alcohol he had previously been ingesting.
“Ryo,” he choked out. “Truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Ryo said.
“I dare you to...” Jin suddenly sat up, as if he were suddenly feeling a lot better, a shit-eating grin on his face. “Kiss Ueda on the mouth!”
“What?” Ueda screeched as Ryo just sat that, a look of incredulity on his face. “No! No!”
“No way!” Ryo added.
“Do you hate me, Jin?” Ueda asked, his tone sounding hostile. Jin just grinned.
“You have to do it or I'll go through your phone and read it out to the whole room.”
“Do it!” Tegoshi cheered. “Go Ryo-chan!”
“Do it!” The whole minus Ryo and Ueda started to cheer. Even Nakamaru, who was usually quiet, was starting to get 'drunk' on the atmosphere and cheered as well. Ryo glared at Ueda.
“I don't want my phone exposed,” he said. Ueda's eyes narrowed.
“I don't care. I'm not doing this.”
“I'll read yours out too!” Jin added.
“That's not in the rules!” Ueda said in a high pitched screech noise. From the other side of the room, Junno was laughing hysterically. Ryo crawled over to where Ueda was and pressed his lips to Ueda's for a mere second. When he pulled back, both parties rapidly wiped their faces.
“I'm going to throw up,” Ueda said. “I hate you, Jin.”
“I love you too Tat-chan!” Jin declared happily. Ueda turned away and focused his glare on the ground as Ryo went back to his spot on the floor and wanted to get this scene out of his mind and on to the next person.
“Shige, truth or dare.”
“I’ll pick dare,” Shige answered uncertainly. Ryo suddenly started laughing, and the others looked at him in confusion.
“I dare you to wear a ‘kick me’ sign for the rest of the game!” Shige looked at Ryo, his mouth in the form of a little “o.” Tegoshi got up to find a piece of paper and a sharpie. Once he found them, he wrote the words “kick me” big on the page; and with a satisfied smile, he firmly taped it to Shige’s back.
“There we go,” Tegoshi said with a wide smile. “Taguchi-kun you can put your clothes back on now.” Junno nodded with a silly grin, slipping his shirt back over his head and his pants back on.
“Kei, truth or dare?”
“Eh?” Koyama looked surprised, probably because someone was finally addressing him. “Truth.”
“Again Kei-chan? You’re so boring,” Tegoshi complained loudly. Koyama shrugged as Shige wracked his brain for something to ask him.
“Who do you think is the best looking person in this room?” Koyama stared at Shige, a blush creeping up his cheeks.
“Uh I guess if I have to pick…” He trailed off, looking around the room. “Ueda-kun.” Ueda shot up in surprise, eyes widening.
“Why?” Jin asked loudly, swaying on the spot.
“He looked cool earlier,” Koyama admitted sheepishly. “And I like his hair.” Ueda coughed awkwardly, looking at the ground.
“Okay Koki-kun, truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Koki said with a small giggle.
“Um, bark!” Koyama said impulsively. “Bark like a dog and howl.”
“Woof,” Koki imitated a bark. “Aooo!” He howled, before falling back with laughter. The others weren’t as amused as Koki, or Jin was. But then again they were quite drunk.
“Yuichi, truth or dare!”
“Dare,” Nakamaru answered, albeit hesitantly. He finally felt like he was loosening up. And he didn't even drink any alcohol.
“I dare you...” Koki's head then snapped up as he grinned. He got up and crossed the circle, going over to where Tegoshi was. Tegoshi looked up, surprised, as Koki crouched down and started whispering something in Tegoshi's ear. A gigantic grin slowly formed on Tegoshi's face and he nodded enthusiastically. Nakamaru didn't know why, but somehow he didn't like what was happening. Koki stood up with a grin as Tegoshi jumped up and ran down the hall into his room. Koki pointed at Nakamaru.
“I dare you to... put on a wig and dress for five turns!” Nakamaru felt his mouth pop open in shock as practically the whole room burst into laughter.
“What? No.”
“Would you rather I read your phone history to everyone in the room?” Koki asked with a smirk. Nakamaru flushed and shook his head rapidly.
“No! No! I'll do it.”
“Got something to hide, Yuichi?” Koki asked playfully. Nakamaru shook his head rapidly, yet suspiciously.
“No!” Then Tegoshi came back, holding a long brown curly wig and a bright blue dress.
“I can't believe you just have those in your closet,” Shige commented. Massu and Koyama nodded their silent agreement. Tegoshi just smirked and winked at his group mates before going over to Nakamaru and handing him the items. Nakamaru hesitantly took them.
“Go to the bathroom to change,” Tegoshi said. “Oh, use this too!” He also handed Nakamaru a tube of lipstick. Still flushing, Nakamaru nodded as he headed off into the bathroom and shut the door. While waiting, there was idle chit chat going on in the room. Ryo, Jin, Shige, Ueda, Kame, Koki, Tegoshi, Massu, and even Koyama were drinking beer. Some were more tipsy than others. Junno had a beer in front of him too, but it was left untouched. Yamapi had work later, so he resigned himself to not drink.
“This will be good,” Jin had said, waiting excitedly for Nakamaru's upcoming embarrassing scene. Koki laughed and high fived Jin, since they were sitting beside each other. After about ten minutes, Nakamaru still hadn't come out.
“Go check to see if he's almost done,” Koki said, staring pointedly at Junno. Junno obliged and got up, going to the bathroom door. He knocked around six times.
“Nakamaru-kun, are you almost done? Everyone is getting impatient.” There was no answer. Junno knocked again. “Nakamaru-kun?”
“One minute,” Nakamaru yelled out. Satisfied, Junno nodded even though nobody could see him and he went back and sat back in his spot. “He said one minute.”
“Maybe he doesn't know how to put it on?” Koyama suggested.
“It's not that hard,” Tegoshi replied.
“Well, you've had a lot of practice, haven't you?” Jin said bluntly, causing Tegoshi to scowl at him.
“So?”
“So. You know what that makes you?”
“What?” Tegoshi asked with a hostile scowl on his face, as if daring Jin to continue.
“Stop!” Massu interrupted, reaching over and giving Tegoshi's shoulder a comforting squeeze. “Just end this conversation now.” Jin was about to open his mouth to say something else when the bathroom door finally opened, and Nakamaru stepped out. His brown, curly wig came down to his shoulders and his lips were bright pink thanks to Tegoshi's lipstick. The dress he was wearing was a short-sleeve, blue dress. It was long and it went down to below Nakamaru's knees. His face was completely flushed and it was probably one of the most embarrassing things that he had ever done. Everyone in the room was laughing at him. Ryo let out a whistle, and then Tegoshi and a few others joined suit.
“That really suits you, Nakamaru-kun!” Junno blurted out laughing. Nakamaru's face was getting so hot he was afraid it would spontaneously combust. He ignored all the comments and took his seat on the floor in between Junno and Kame, who both were grinning at him. Nakamaru ignored them as he stared out into the people, thinking about who hasn't gone in this second round.
“Ueda,” Nakamaru said, finding it awkward about how to cross his legs. He was still wearing his underwear, but still. “Truth or dare?”
“Truth,” Ueda said.
“What was the last dream you had about?” Nakamaru asked curiously. Ueda looked up, thinking about it.
“I think it was about a concert,” Ueda said. “We were singing to our fans, but they turned out to not be our fans after all. They formed an angry mob and burst onto the stage to hurt us.” The entire room was silent for a moment, and then Ryo started to laugh. Ueda glared at him.
“Okay, next...”
“Wait!” Tegoshi said, jumping up. “I'm going to change the game up a bit. To make it more interesting.” He went to the side of the room and came back with three bowls, two large and one small. “In this small bowl is all of your names. In the large bowls are truths and dares respectively. I'll reach into the small bowl and pull out a name, then you pick truth or dare and do what it says on the slip of paper.” There were a few groans, but most of them seemed okay with the change. Yamapi stood up.
“I should leave now,” he said. “I have a drama filming.”
“So late?” Koyama asked.
“Yes,” Yamapi said. “It's the first time we're all available. It was fun playing with you guys. Let's do it again sometime.” Everyone said their parting to Yamapi and then Tegoshi reached into the small bowl to read who was going to go first in the new round.
“Koki-kun,” Tegoshi said. “Truth or dare.”
“I picked dare last time,” Koki said with a small hiccup. “Truth.” Tegoshi picked a piece of paper out of the bowl that was labelled truth, and unfolded it.
“What is the most abnormal thing about you?” Koki swayed slightly, seeming to be deep in thought.
“I have sexual fantasies about my band members,” he blurted out. The room burst out into a chorus of “eh?” and “ew!”
“I thought that was normal!” Ryo cried out, putting his face in his hands.
“He must be drunk,” Koyama giggled as the rest just stared at Koki and Ryo as if they were aliens.
“Okay next,” Koki said, drawing a name out of the bowl. “Junno, truth or dare?” Junno bit his lip, looking between the two bowls.
“Dare,” he said decisively. Koki reached into the dare bowl, squinting to read the writing on the paper.
“Do the Macarena,” Koki scoffed, throwing the slip of paper down. “Tegoshi these are lame.”
“Oh you’ll see, it’ll get fun later,” Tegoshi smirked. Koki’s eyes widened slightly, unsure whether he wanted to know what Tegoshi meant by that. Junno stood up happily, and did the dance energetically.
“Good job Taguchi,” Jin rolled his eyes, taking a swig of what might have been his fourth beer. Junno shook his head, picking a name out of the bowl.
“Koyama-kun,” Junno read.
“Truth,” Koyama said, biting his lip. He wasn’t quite sure he wanted to pick dare. Junno drew a piece of paper from the truth bowl, unfolding it.
“What is your favourite thing about yourself?” Junno read off, before looking at Koyama expectantly
“Uh,” Koyama coughed. “I don’t know.”
“Give an answer,” Jin snapped. “Or else we’ll read through your phone.”
“Okay,” Koyama sighed. “I guess my ability to be a leader when my friends really need it.” Junno nodded with a smile, putting the paper down on the table. Koyama drew a name from the bowl.
“Massu, truth or dare?”
“I’ll pick dare this time,” Massu grinned, eager to see what Tegoshi had in store for their dares. Koyama picked a slip out of the bowl, eyes widening as he read it. Massu frowned slightly, wondering what it said.
“It says bite the ear of the person on your left.” Massu’s eyes widened as he looked at Shige.
“Just do it quickly,” Shige sighed. Massu leaned in quickly, nipping Shige’s ear, causing him to turn red. Tegoshi’s scowl was left unnoticed as Massu drew a name from the bowl.
“Kamenashi, truth or dare?”
“Dare,” Kame said, partially nervous and partially curious about the other dares.
“Kiss the person on your right.” Kame bit his lip, looking to his right and seeing Nakamaru. The latter was blushing bright red again.
“Are you okay with it?” Kame asked quietly. Nakamaru nodded slightly. Kame leaned in slowly, pressing his lips to Nakamaru’s for a short moment before pulling away again. Both men were flushing as a few of the others laughed at them. Kame shook his head, wiping the lipstick off of his face before reaching into the bowl.
“I found Yamapi’s name,” he laughed, setting it aside, reaching in again. “Ueda-kun,”
“Truth,” he said again, uneasy about Tegoshi’s choices in dares.
“Tell a positive feature of the player on your left.” Ueda gaped, looking at the player on his left, which was Ryo.
“Close your mouth Tat-chan, you look like a fish,” Jin giggled. Ueda shut his mouth tightly, shaking his head rapidly.
“A good aspect of him? I’ll be damned if I can come up with one.”
“Would you rather we read your phone messages out loud?” Tegoshi asked innocently.
“No,” Ueda said immediately.
“I’m starting to think that Uepi’s hiding something,” Junno commented.
“Shut it Junno,” Ueda said warningly. Junno shrugged. “Okay fine, a positive aspect would be that he’s responsible and good in both of the groups he’s in,” he said begrudgingly. Ryo stayed silent as Ueda reached into the bowl.
“Jin, truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“You always choose dare!” Kame complained.
“So?” Jin asked, crossing his arms.
“Nothing,” Kame said, tone annoyed for some reason. Jin reached into the dare bowl and pulled out a card. He read it out.
“Kiss the person exactly opposite you.” Jin raised his eyebrows, staring across the table to see that it was Shige who was exactly across from him. Shige cringed after he saw that Jin was looking at him. With no hesitation whatsoever, Jin got up and strolled over to Shige, and grabbed his face and smashed their lips together. Shige flailed and tried very hard to try to push Jin away. Jin pulled away a moment later with a loud smack. He wiped his mouth and strutted back to where he came from, satisfactorily. The people around Shige stared at him awkwardly as Shige just stared, as if he were processing what had just happened.
“Can I change yet?” Nakamaru suddenly asked awkwardly.
“Oh!” Tegoshi said, laughing. “Sorry, Nakamaru-kun. We forgot about you.”
“I'm used to it,” Nakamaru said under his breath, but nobody heard him. He then stood up. “I'll just...” he headed into the bathroom and closed the door. Jin reached into the name bowl to pull out the next name.
“Tegoshi,” he read. Tegoshi beamed.
“Truth,” he said. “This time.” He then reached into the truth pot.
“Are you dating someone right now?” he read. Tegoshi put the slip of paper down and leaned back on his hands.
“Yes,” he said.
“Ehh?” Shige, Koyama, Jin, Ryo, and Junno gasped.
“Who?” Koyama asked, startled that he didn't know something like this about the youngest member of his group.
“That wasn't the question,” Tegoshi said as he reached into the name pot and came up with the next name. At this moment, Nakamaru came back from the bathroom in his real clothes. The lipstick was still half smeared on his mouth though. Koyama laughed at that.
“Ryo-chan,” Tegoshi announced.
“Dare!” Ryo declared, grabbing the pot which had been slid over to him. He reached into the pot and read.
“Take off your pants for the remainder of the game.” Ryo shrugged, standing up and un-doing his belt buckle as he slid his jeans down and kicked them to the side. “No big deal.” He grinned, reaching in for the next name.
“Nakamaru.” Nakamaru sighed, wondering why he decided to play this game after all. Sure, there was a moment in which he had fun, but that was when the spotlight wasn't on him.
“Truth,” he said, praying it was just something simple and easy. He reached into the bowl and pulled out a piece of paper. He read it.
“Is there someone in this room that you have a crush on?” he stared at the paper, unsure if anyone could tell if he lied.
“Don't lie,” Jin said with a smirk. Nakamaru gulped.
“Y-yes,” he said. A few of the people looked shocked and gasped, while some didn't seem to care.
“Who?” Koki asked with a smirk. “It's not me, right?” Nakamaru shook his head, wishing he would just disappear. Junno looked over at him curiously.
“That's not the question!” he practically yelled, flushing. He then reached into the bowl.
“The last one... Kato-kun.”
“Dare!” Shige said. He then reached into the dare bin. He brought up a card that said.
“Kiss on the lips the three people to the right of you.” Shige turned to see that it was Massu, Tegoshi, and Ryo. He sighed. He didn't want to do this. But at least it was with people that were actually in his group. He crawled in front of Massu and kissed him square on the lips. He pulled away after a moment and headed over to Tegoshi. He kissed Tegoshi in the exact same way he kissed Massu, pulling away after a moment.
“Shige, you're such a prude,” Tegoshi complained, earning a hard elbow in the ribs from Massu. Shige ignored it and headed over to Ryo and kissed him full on the mouth. Ryo tried to deepen the kiss, but Shige immediately pulled away and slapped Ryo on the face. Drunk Ryo could get way too sexual. Shige then crawled back into his spot. Tegoshi stood up.
“Next round, all names back in the case! Except Yamapi's, leave him out.” After all of the names were put back into the bowl, Shige pulled out the first name for the next round.
“Nakamaru-kun again,” Shige said. Nakamaru sighed; the spotlight was on him yet again.
“Dare,” he said, reaching into the bowl that was pushed in front of him. “Kiss the person on your right,” he gulped, looking over at Junno. His face flushed as his body froze. Junno smiled slightly.
“You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to Nakamaru-kun,” he said quietly. Nakamaru shook his head. There was no way that he was going to let anyone read out his phone history.
“No, it’s not that. I’ll do it.” Nakamaru leaned in slowly, and Junno met him half way, causing a startled gasp out of the older man. He wasn’t sure how long they stayed like that, but then Junno pulled back, causing him to almost fall forward as people whistled. Nakamaru’s face was burning as he reached back into the bin of names.
“Ryo-kun,” he said, voice cracking.
“Truth,” he said.
“Truth,” he said, picking out of the bowl that was passed to him. “Say one nice thing about each player…seriously?” He sighed.
“I’ll start with Tegoshi I guess. I like your attitude towards things. Even if you can be such a little brat sometimes,” he added with a laugh. Tegoshi frowned slightly, before smiling brightly.
“Massu, you give good hugs,” Ryo grinned. Massu just laughed. “Shige, you are just so pure and innocent that it’s funny.” Shige narrowed his eyes slightly, unable to keep from laughing.
“Taguchi-kun,” Ryo swayed slightly. “I like how you’re so positive, it’s uplifting.” Junno grinned
“Nakamaru-kun, you make a cute girl,” he smirked as Nakamaru turned bright red. “Kame, you’re a great actor. Kei-chan,” Ryo paused. “You make a fantastic leader.” Koyama looked down, feeling humble.
“Jin-kun, you’re a great friend,” he giggled. “Koki-kun, you’re better at rapping than Shige is!” He exclaimed, almost falling over from laughing. Koki shook his head.
“It isn’t like I have much to live up to, no offence Kato-kun.” Shige scowled as Ryo glanced at the last person; Ueda.
“Ueda-kun,” he sighed, putting a hand to his mouth in thought. “You fit in really well in your group,” he shrugged. Ueda didn’t say anything as Ryo drew from the bow of names.
“Jin, truth or dare?”
“Kazuya complained that I keep picking dare,” Jin mused to himself. “I’ll pick truth this time,” he let out a snort. He picked one out of the bowl.
“How old were you when you had your first kiss?” Jin read out, hiccupping. He mused about this for a couple of moments. “I think I was eleven, I was dared to by a friend. Either that or we were playing kiss the bottle.”
“You mean spin the bottle?” Kame asked in amusement.
“Yeah that,” Jin responded, picking his beer back up. He hummed to himself, opening another beer before noticing that everybody was staring at him.
“What?”
“Draw a name,” came from various people in the room. Jin made a surprised face, reaching into the bowl of names.
“Koyama-kun, truth or dare?”
“Dare!” Koyama said eagerly. He reached into the dare bowl once it was passed over to him.
“Put a cup of ice cubes down your shirt,” Koyama read. He shuddered, imagining it. Tegoshi jumped off of the ground and came back, carrying a glass full of ice. How convenient.
“Kei-chan, stand up.” Koyama obliged. Tegoshi then pulled the back of Koyama's shirt and dumped the glass of ice down Koyama's back. Koyama gasped and writhed, trying to escape the cold. He groaned and a high pitched sound escaped Koyama's mouth. Everyone was laughing at him. Koyama groaned and sat back down. He reached into the name bowl, shivering even though the sensation felt more like a burning.
“Kamenashi-kun,” Koyama read.
“Truth,” Kame replied. He then pulled out a slip of paper. “Tell us about your last ex?” he read. Kame looked around the room before replying.
“It was a man.” He felt eyes on him. “I won't say the name, but he cheated on me so I broke up with him. Let's leave it at that.” He looked across the room to see that Koki was staring intently at him. He looked down and reached into the bowl.
“Massu!” he said.
“Dare,” Massu said as he reached into the pot and pulled out a dare. “Kiss the person on the mouth on your left.” He looked over to see that it was Shige. Shrugging, Massu went over and planted a kiss on Shige's mouth. Shige made a disgusted sound, opening his mouth to do so. After a split second, Tegoshi went over and angrily elbowed Massu's side.
“I think that's enough,” he said crossly. Massu looked sheepish before he went over and chose the next name.
“Taguchi-kun,” he said. Junno considered for a moment.
“Dare!” he exclaimed. Massu passed him the container. He noticed that the bowl was getting emptier. He pulled out a slip.
“Read the last text sent on your phone,” Junno read. He shrugged, not caring. He pulled his phone out and read it aloud.
“It was to Koki!” he exclaimed. “It says 'Let's go hang out~!” he beamed as Koki sent a grimace, and both Kame and Nakamaru started to sulk. He then pulled out the next name.
“Uepi~” he said, passing over the bowls.
“Truth,” Ueda said, pulling out the slip. “Have you ever shoplifted? If so, what did you steal?” He paused.
“When I was a kid, I stole a stuffed animal,” Ueda said. He then laughed. He pulled out the next name.
“Koki,” he said.
“Dare!” he said. He then pulled a slip out of the dare bowl. “Do a prank text message to the last person you texted on your phone. Text the words 'I'm in love with you.” Koki gaped down at the slip of paper in front of him. He looked at his phone, seeing the last person he texted. It was Kame. Koki sighed with relief. Kame was here, so he knew about the dare. No harm would be done. He quickly sent the text and put the phone back into his pocket.
“Done,” he said. “Now, Tegoshi-kun. You're the last one in the bowl.”
“Dare,” Tegoshi said with a grin. “Pick your nose in front of the whole room,” he read a moment after. Shrugging, Tegoshi proceeded to pick his nose very hard and deep in front of the whole room. A few people cringed and looked away, while a very drunken Ryo kept watching and laughing at him the whole time. Tegoshi grinned and dumped the names back into the bowl.
They played another round until they decided that it was time to end the game for the night. Ryo, Jin and Koki were pretty drunk. Kame was tipsy. The only one who had nothing to drink at all was Nakamaru.
“We need to do this again~” Jin said with a drawl. “At my house next time!”
“Sure, sure,” Tegoshi said, cleaning his living room with the help of Massu. Ueda and Ryo were the first ones to leave. They sent a glare at each other before going their separate ways. Jin left next, hurrying over to catch up to Ryo. Next, Junno and Koki left, laughing to each other, leaving Nakamaru and Kame sulking from behind them as they left. This just left four members of NEWS remaining.
“I'll leave first,” Shige said. “I actually had fun... after a while.”
“I'm glad,” Tegoshi grinned. Koyama was grinning too.
“It's not that late yet, want to go grab a bite to eat?” he asked Shige. Shige nodded.
“Sure, let's go.” They then left the house, leaving Tegoshi and Massu by themselves.
“I'll leave too,” Massu said. Tegoshi frowned. “Unless...” Massu continued. “You want me to stay.” Tegoshi smiled shyly.
“Stay,” he said. Massu nodded, smiling. Tegoshi went over and closed the front door and locked it. “We can play our own version of truth or dare.”