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[brainward]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21543914/

My son sent this to me tonight. I fly home tomorrow. I am scared shitless of flying.

What should I do to my son?

Comments

[oneofthreepaths]

You're scared of the stories, cutie~?

[brainward]

I am scared of a cabin fire or improperly calibrated air pressure or engine stall and these stories do not help me.

[oneofthreepaths]

Maybe you can listen to some music~? Or drink something warm~? Try to sleep the whole flight~

[brainward]

I will heavily mix sedatives and alcohol.

What music do you suggest?

[onlydoharm]

Don't be scared, Professor! Maybe you should take a sleeping pill before your flight?

[brainward]

You are a good assistant.

[onlydoharm]

My family and I fly all the time, Professor. Really, it won't be that bad~

[brainward]

All my fears are very irrational.

There is no one in your family with a phobia for flying?

[evernearer]

Kill him.

[brainward]

I was planning only to savagely beat him, but kill him. That is a thought.

[evernearer]

This is the countryside. There are many places to hide a body,

[brainward]

And it is very cold. It will not stink of rot for a while.

[drinkacupoftea]

You could always take the train! It could take a while though!

[brainward]

There is a sea in the way.

[drinkacupoftea]

And a boat! Or ship is probably more preferable?

[brainward]

I cannot spare the time. These are methods I do prefer, however.