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brainward in countshire

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Jan 15, 2009 23:32

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21543914/

My son sent this to me tonight. I fly home tomorrow. I am scared shitless of flying.

What should I do to my son?

lev vsevolodovich ivanov

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drinkacupoftea January 16 2009, 08:32:56 UTC

You could always take the train! It could take a while though!

brainward January 16 2009, 08:34:23 UTC

There is a sea in the way.

drinkacupoftea January 16 2009, 08:37:11 UTC

And a boat! Or ship is probably more preferable?

brainward January 16 2009, 08:38:35 UTC

I cannot spare the time. These are methods I do prefer, however.

drinkacupoftea January 16 2009, 08:44:23 UTC

You could always hire someone to drug you and ship you?

brainward January 16 2009, 08:45:14 UTC

From Russia?

I will wind up some American cow's mail-order bride.

drinkacupoftea January 16 2009, 08:48:38 UTC

Well, you are getting a divorce. . .

brainward January 16 2009, 09:10:26 UTC

It would set a record for from divorce to marriage.

drinkacupoftea January 16 2009, 09:12:53 UTC

Americans aren't so bad, Professor Ivanov!

brainward January 16 2009, 09:15:24 UTC

I have married one already. I do not want to repeat myself.

drinkacupoftea January 16 2009, 09:17:57 UTC

I'm afraid a sedative will be your best choice then!

brainward January 16 2009, 09:19:16 UTC

Do not recommend me one.

drinkacupoftea January 16 2009, 09:20:13 UTC

You don't trust me, Professor?

brainward January 16 2009, 09:35:27 UTC

No.

drinkacupoftea January 16 2009, 09:53:14 UTC

I'm here if you need me!

brainward January 19 2009, 18:49:32 UTC

I do not.

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