Best unexpected ways to die?

Aug 12, 2009 23:40

I'm writing a story for Halloween and I am stumped. How can someone (a young teenage boy) die in a parking lot in broad daylight in ways that do not involve either a car, a gun, or a knife? Please, LJ, give me your awesome and plausible ways to die for I am not morbidly creative enough to be writing this story!

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devo79 August 13 2009, 06:19:45 UTC
Ohhhhh I have one.

It's from a short film I've seen on youtube but I can't find it now. This guy dies because a little boy swallowed a small plastic plane. He got on a real airplane with his mother. Then the boy went to poop on the on-board toilet. His poop is ejected from the plane where it's supposed to dissolve over a large area but instead it freezes and falls down through the air. The small plane hits the guy (who's sitting in his garden enjoying a sunny day) in the forehead where the small plastic plane is embedded. The end.

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apathocles August 13 2009, 08:21:50 UTC
Runaway trolley full of heavy groceries!

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ashes_to_roses August 16 2009, 18:28:35 UTC
stray cat with rabies?
stray employee with rabies?

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counterfeitcoin August 16 2009, 18:33:33 UTC
Not fast enough. I think I'm perhaps settled on some form of electrocution (Frankenstein kicks are what Halloween is made for, isn't it?), but I just can't figure out how to get him electrocuted since I made him too young to drive a car.

Oh, maybe he's hitting on a girl who has a car. Thaaaaat could work! Thanks for inadvertently helping me kill a poor defenseless character :D

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