The drunkenest labourers in Asia

[countblastula]

Thank you to weaselwoman13 for bringing these incredibly insipid lists to my attention. I was so offended that I decided to make my own "10 Things Every Single Man Must Own" list, even though I'm not a single man.

1. A top notch bike and/or clothes drying rack. Because you don't really want to give your money to the oil companies so they can kill more foreign

Comments

[cog1201]

I like your list, but I object to the other lists completely. For one thing, why do I need a business card to pimp men? Wouldn't you think a girl was a hooker if she handed you a business card and said, "call me?"

[marm0t]

Maybe she meant "every single man" in the sense of every last man, to a one.

[countblastula]

>Maybe she meant "every single man" in the sense of every last man, to a one.

That's one interpretation, but if you look at the original lists it's pretty clear that the reason it's so important that you buy a bunch of expensive crap is because if you don't, you will die alone and unloved.

[vovat]

A Field Guide To The Birds Of Britain And Europe. Because they have different birds there.

Okay, but can I get the expurgated version? I don't like the gannet. They wet their nests.

[countblastula]

Somehow I have a feeling that this is some Monty Python reference that I don't get.

[vovat]

Yeah, it's a reference to the book shop sketch. I've never actually seen that one, but I have it on the cassette version of The Final Rip-Off.