Yesterday.

[coughingupxshit]

I got a job at the Phoenix Zoo. I'm gonna be working as a stingray bay guide. Awesome.

Then we all had a goodbye party at Green for Ben. We hung out outside until 10:30.

Emmett graced us with his wisdom.

Justin Timberlake is a pussy soaker. Pussy napkins were invented. And twat towels. And my personal favorite, the cooter scooter. As well as the

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[nofuckingnames]

! dude! how?

holy shit! cool!

in the petting zoo there used to be this old flatbed truck that my dad donated. we got free zoo passes for life. i wonder if the truck is still there and where my fuckin zoo tickets are!

[coughingupxshit]

I applied, got a call back, had an interview, got the job. It was almost TOO normal.

[nofuckingnames]

good luck, man!

[thepluggedinn]

Well that's kind of random.
How's that going for you?