I got a job at the Phoenix Zoo. I'm gonna be working as a stingray bay guide. Awesome.
Then we all had a goodbye party at Green for Ben. We hung out outside until 10:30.
Emmett graced us with his wisdom.
Justin Timberlake is a pussy soaker. Pussy napkins were invented. And twat towels. And my personal favorite, the cooter scooter. As well as the generic brand, Vaginal wipes. And for men, Weiner wipes.
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