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Woman miss dials her phone in a cube near me... (911 accident). Despite the call back to clear things up, the police show up to ensure all is well. Officer Gorgeous spends a few minutes getting things sorted out and says his fairwells.
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So, I'm on the can at work... (oh shush) and despite the fancy-spuncy TP dispensers, the roll is sitting on top if the dispenser ... possibly the service person was too rushed or unable to open said fancy-spancy device... Regardless... There I sit and when the time comes I grab the roll and unravel my intentioned squares.
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