You're all bigger kids that I am. Jeez.

Going on panty raids - and let me tell you, perpetrator, that Pride congratulates you on your daring and would like to be informed if you would go on such further raids.

Playing truth-or-dare - what the hell kind of game is that? 's pointless. Pointless and embarrassing and are you all so damn bored that you ( Read more... )

Can't believe that the Indigeo brought in Selim. Oh come on. He's just a damn kid, what kind of help can he give to - [snerk] maybe make the Entropi feel regret for hurting one of the young ones? Nah. Don't think so...

Hey kid - Selim, I mean - if you can read this, you should stay in Yil. Or something. So I can keep an eye on you. Just...tell me ( Read more... )

HEY, INDIGEO THING. ( cut for large font and bitching. )

Oh would you please just give me a fucking break.

Stupid goddamn bastard never showing up and she waited for him until she died and -

Excuse me while I hit something.

[Strikes are easily hackable to any and all Elrics (that includes Envies); only very slightly hackable if not.]

So, um, uh. So. Econtra. Or Neocontra, what-the-fuck ever.

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This love thing.

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Is it always that crazy? Insane? Brain-breaking? 'cause Urd's potion did some weird shit and now I. I mean, not me, a friend, yeah, a friend has some trouble with his, uh, um, friend? Boyfriend? Lover? Brother?

Do only teenagers have this weird sort of thing or do older ( Read more... )

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Does everyone have their hormones back under control now?

Thank whatever, didn't think I'd be so happy to have a week of pure insanity over and done with. Though I know it would be probably how Pride acts normally, but. I'm Ed. Okay? Okay. I know I'm a teenager but fucking hell, could that...Miss Urd, could you be more careful next time?

[private ( Read more... )

[private to OU!Yuuko :: Unhackable]

What...

What was his price.

Al - what the hell was his price? Why did you agree in the first place? My baby brother and he lost his body because of me and - oh god.

[/private]

He - he gave it up again -

I am the worst brother on the planet. Everywhere, in fact. Oh god. This is not happening. No no no no -

...oh crap.

Pride you can't do this - what the hell do you mean - excuse me, I do not need to get laid -
sex can't heal everything you great idiot -

What - I - I am not teaching my little brother about - oh god.

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I hate being a perpetual teenager sometimes.

Envy, where the fuck are you? We. Uh. We...need to...uh. Talk. You know.

ETA Oh god. Oh god ( Read more... )

Oh, have all of you pretties come down with a so very bad case of Lust...? I wonder. GET LAID, sweeties, this might be your on-ly chance! The ladies, oh the poor ladies...

Envy, love. If you should touch a hair on pretty Alphonse's head without his explicit permission I will castrate you, cuff or no. I certainly do not want to do that because - ah - ( Read more... )

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