I would like to draw your attention once more to kutebutpsyko03, who, despite herself, is a mad genius. Her most recent post is a list of things that she hates, including but not limited to:

"I hate how you're conceited because your disgusting"

Her livejournal is a constant source of wisdom and grammatical errors.

*Highly Recommended*

I wish I worked in a library. I think I would be good and shushing people all day.

Or I wish I worked at the White House, and that Martin Sheen was president.

West Wing is my new favorite show.
I am older than you think (But not as old as you are.)

The complexity of the contradictions in today's Corporate Casual Headline of the Day are truly astounding.

"Government Launching a $3.4 Million Anti-bullying Effort"
(taken from salon.comNot only is it just plain silly that a government as militarily focussed as our own thinks that "bullying" is a problem worthy of their attention, but, as is the ( Read more... )

This week a member of the local yellow press has published a holiday issue featuring a biographical essay, also known as a personal essay, so riddled with errors, errors for which I am not to blame, that I feel compelled to use this small, unread forum to post a corrected version of this essay. I ask you all to note that, indeed, I am an amazing ( Read more... )

Is it just me, or does it seem kind of SUPERFUCKING FUCKED UP that Al Roker, a man once so fat he had to have an invasive surgical procedure to staple his stomach shut, has a new holiday cookbook out?

Isn't it like Rush Limbaugh hosting a special hour of radio on how to pick a pharmacist?

This weekend I saw Master and Commander. So now I am here to repent. I am not ashamed of having seen this film, but I am embarrassed by my motivations. You see, from the beginning, I suspected that Master and Commander would be a historically accurate shit storm. Not to mention the star-turn of Russell "I'll punch you if you call me a bad actor" ( Read more... )

I would just like to give a special Corporate Casual THANK YOU to Misty Coleman for putting my mobile phone back in working order. You are a special lady, Misty, and Cingular Wireless is lucky to have you ( Read more... )

I have started a new community ( Read more... )

Something is wrong with my mobile phone. If you try and call me it says that it is not a working number. But don't worry, Mom, I'm talking to the customer service people right now and will probably be able to let you know about dinner sometime this afternoon ( Read more... )

You can always read the New York Times (aka the Genius Times) Sunday Magazine online by Friday afternoon, well before it's Sunday morning release date. I just wanted to give you a quick heads up on an article so fatuous, so glaringly offensive that it is almost laughable.

Headline: Kebabing Along
Subject Line: Even amid the ravages of war, Afghans ( Read more... )