you nearly drank yourself to death

[corellianjedi]

01. Because I'm a dumbass and didn't wear my retainers all the time at college I had to go to the orthodontist today. I have to get a new bottom retainer (goodbye $180) and I have to wear my top one full time for at least two weeks (hello returning Retainer Lisp). The retainer also makes me look even younger. If that's possible. (I'd forgotten how

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[indilime]

Oh plz. My brother and I IM each other from the same room.

[colinmorris]

I wish I had a brother.

1. My mom and I did that for a while in the short period between her gaining an understanding of instant messaging and my departure from her house.