Bacon really does make everything better.

[coraljune]

You may have heard someone say it. You may have thought it. You may have even tried to compile lists of all the various foods that would be made better by bacon. (No? Just me? Okay, fine.) Green beans, check. Sandwiches, check. Black bean soup, check. Scallops and overpriced filet mignon, check. But what about desserts -- wouldn't that just

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[kitty42]

OMG. You are hilarious! The roomie made cookies tonight (I declined because of my cold) but they were sans bacon. You are so creative. :c)

[coraljune]

Hee! Thank you! I'm glad they turned out well -- that's kind of the difference between 'creative' and 'stupid for ruining a whole batch of chocolate chip cookies'.

[coraljune]

Who, me? What bacon cookies? Where??
All my good hiding places are already full of Cadbury mini eggs; I'll have to get to work building a false back into one of the closets.

I wonder if the food police would, um, accept bribes?

[tckma]

You are my hero.

My mom used to make bacon waffles from time to time. They were pretty damn good.

[coraljune]

Oh! Oh my god bacon waffles! Yes, I have to do that.
Lacking immediate access to a waffle iron, I was just pondering how bacon would be in pancakes. I'm thinking waffles would be a better medium. Yeah, definitely waffles. Thanks for the idea!

[earlburt]

Definately waffles. Pancakes are too flaccid. The crispness of a waffle would work nicely.

[jamesorr81]

http://baconsalt.com/

[coraljune]

ZOMG that's extraordinary! What good, delicious thinking!

[jamesorr81]

On burgers, fries, all types of things. I <3 bacon.

[coraljune]

Oh yeah. Bacon rulez.
There's this diner near where we used to live, about an hour away now, that had a great special -- a two-patty bacon cheeseburger (with fries) for $5.75 which is unheard-of cheap for a NJ diner, and it came loaded with something like 5 strips of bacon and was dripping with grease. I mean, cheeseburger juice. Like, saturated the bottom bun, angioplasty-on-a-plate kinds of dripping, but oh my freakin' god, they are SO GOOD.

Bacon is the bestest.
Related: It's probably for the best that things didn't work out with the Kosher girl!

[blackdragon420]

*Drool*
MARRY ME!! Oh come on, has being happily married ever stopped anyone from getting married before? So what we've never actually met, that hasn't stopped anyone in the past when bacon cookies were involved. LOL OK fine then I'll just ask are they as magically delicious as it sounds? I must know!

[coraljune]

Wow, proposals over food! Awesome!

They ARE delicious. I'm sitting here eating them right now! (I've actually had the container in front of me for awhile, and I was munching on them while making the pig macro below! So wrong, all of it.)