[22]-> it's gotta be rock n' roll music if you wanna dance with me

[coolbowtie]

[Voice]Right, so. You know how sometimes, after certain horrible events, we get our things back? Sort of like Christmas if Christmas took place after a really depressing funeral that you had to fight your way to attend. And then sometimes, the gift you get is like waking up on Christmas morning and getting socks. Which is terrible, no one wants

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[after_thesky]

Well, it's not the most peculiar thing in your wardrobe.

[coolbowtie]

Sarah Jane! Always the voice of reason.

[after_thesky]

I'm sure they're only complaining because they haven't seen the clown suit.

[coolbowtie]

...Don't remind me.

[is_an_island]

... Fezzes are cool?

Is... Is that what young people consider "in fashion" now? [if it's cool he wants to wear one too]

[coolbowtie]

The coolest.

Well, no, bowties are cooler. But a fez and a bowtie together make for the coolest cool.

[is_an_island]

Do you think they match with eyebrows?

Just asking theoretically. For a friend.

[coolbowtie]

They match with anything. That's why they're so cool.

[lotuslife]

It is not a date if there are five people, but all right.

[coolbowtie]

...Well, you're my date. So it's a date right.

[lotuslife]

Not if there are three others.

But I suppose.

Ah, the answer is yes, by the way.

[coolbowtie]

Of course it's yes!

...And it's not a date? Well... we could always do something else. A bit more... datey.

[braided_icarus]

What's a fex and what's a prom?

[The two main questions on the boys lips, of course. Clueless alchemist is clueless.]

[coolbowtie]

A fez is a really cool hat.

And a prom, well I dunno, it's sort of like a dance thing. So like a wedding where no one gets married.

[braided_icarus]

Oh, a hat. [Understands to some degree, he loves his coat.] Why would River want to destroy it? Does she not agree it's awesome? [Because everyone says that about his precious coat...]

Dance. Fun. Do we--have to go?

[coolbowtie]

No, she doesn't She's a mad woman.

Nah, something to do though.

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[riastrad_ridire]

[Lancer really needed to learn to just keep walking on down the street when he saw weird things like this. And maybe someday he would.]

[However, that was not today.]

...What is that thing and what the hell is on your head?

[coolbowtie]

That's a jukebox and this is a fez.

[riastrad_ridire]

Right.

And while that does answer the original questions, it also leads to a lot more.

[coolbowtie]

Really? I thought I managed to be fairly concise for once.