[22]-> it's gotta be rock n' roll music if you wanna dance with me

[coolbowtie]

[Voice]Right, so. You know how sometimes, after certain horrible events, we get our things back? Sort of like Christmas if Christmas took place after a really depressing funeral that you had to fight your way to attend. And then sometimes, the gift you get is like waking up on Christmas morning and getting socks. Which is terrible, no one wants

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[is_an_island]

... Fezzes are cool?

Is... Is that what young people consider "in fashion" now? [if it's cool he wants to wear one too]

[coolbowtie]

The coolest.

Well, no, bowties are cooler. But a fez and a bowtie together make for the coolest cool.

[is_an_island]

Do you think they match with eyebrows?

Just asking theoretically. For a friend.

[coolbowtie]

They match with anything. That's why they're so cool.

[is_an_island]

Can they match with another fez? A person could wear two fezzes.

Would that make a person extra cool?

[coolbowtie]

Well, I suppose it might.

But how would you fit two fezzes on your head? Unless you have two heads, but last I checked, you didn't.

[is_an_island]

Well, that's true. Heads aren't exactly swappable. But trust you me, I would give a very good head, if that was the case.

At least you could always get a small fez and place it on a larger fez. It's all rather simple.

[coolbowtie]

...I think one fez is good enough mate.

At a time at least. Keep a back up in case someone decides to shoot it off your head.

[is_an_island]

... Shooting it off your head in a life-threatening train robbery escapade and other sorts of exciting adventures?

[coolbowtie]

No, more like shooting it off my head because she thinks it makes for a brilliant entrance.

[is_an_island]

I think a finely-worded "hullo" makes for a better entrance.

And less bullet holes to pry out of walls.

[coolbowtie]

Well, that's River Song for you, bad girl to the bone.

[HE DOESN'T REALLY SOUND CROSS THOUGH. IN FACT HE SOUNDS FOND OF HER]

[is_an_island]

Do... your friends normally shoot at you?

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. And it's still fun until that person is dead, so take that as a warning.

[coolbowtie]

Warning duly noted.

Though sometimes life gets so boring that I'd love to be shot at.

[is_an_island]

Have you ever thought of taking up embroidery?

[coolbowtie]

Once.

Betsy Ross was going to teach me. But I got a bit distracted.