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Jan 25, 2010 02:05

[What's the opposite of technology, not counting magic and religion? Nature. And what does a man do when he wants to get as close to nature as possible?

Why, he treks into the wilderness with nothing but a sheet of paper taped to a piece of cardboard and his journal, of course. Because he makes a documentary about his survival.]I'm Atsuro Kihara, ( Read more... )

is he going to drink his own pee, stay tuned

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[Voice] ILU mikangirl January 25 2010, 10:10:53 UTC

Uh ... do you have the right survival skills?

[Voice] i try :`) controlroute January 25 2010, 10:19:57 UTC

H-hey! I'm on camera here! And of course I have the right survival skills! I wouldn't strand myself in the mountains if I wasn't sure I could get out safely. I just managed to land in a spot without too many challenges.

[Voice] mikangirl January 25 2010, 10:27:39 UTC

Well, if you say so. What sort of challenges do you think you'll run into, then, oh mighty ... [reading that sign carefully. WTH does that mean.] ...ex-otaku?

[Voice] controlroute January 25 2010, 10:31:34 UTC

Well... it's really cold up here. I could get hypothermia. And there could be dangerous animals, like I said! I could run into a yeti or something.

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stalkedbymybro January 25 2010, 10:29:16 UTC

... what are you doing?

controlroute January 25 2010, 10:32:34 UTC

A survival documentary! I'm showing everyone in Luceti how to survive if they get stranded in the mountains.

Voice btw. stalkedbymybro January 25 2010, 10:34:39 UTC

Why would anyone be stranded in the mountains.

I figured, but thanks. |D controlroute January 25 2010, 10:36:48 UTC

Plenty of reasons. The Malnosso could drop them back off here. My friends and I got stranded here when we went through that portal! It was a good thing I had the survival skills to bring us back.

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[Voice] controlroute January 25 2010, 10:39:11 UTC

What's there to joke about? In a place as unpredictable as this, it's not unreasonable to think that people could get stranded without a journal.

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[Voice] controlroute January 25 2010, 22:45:44 UTC

It's a documentary. People make them all the time where I'm from.

And of course I do! How else could I show people survival skills?

bandana_blue January 25 2010, 10:39:53 UTC

[...Headdesk. He's not even going to respond here, he's just going to keep an eye on this kid. Because much more likely than not he's gonna need rescuing. Damn Malnosso.]

controlroute January 25 2010, 10:47:03 UTC

A-ahhh! [He jumps away from nothing, panting for a moment before realizing that it was indeed nothing.]

...Oh, I thought I saw a lapahn, so I was making a random sound to confuse them! Nothing takes those suckers down like an a-ahhh wee woo kablam combo!

bandana_blue January 25 2010, 10:50:58 UTC

[Right. So this kid clearly shouldn't be let out of town. Ever.]

Are there any trees around you?

controlroute January 25 2010, 22:46:33 UTC

So much viewer participation... Not that I can see right now. Why do you ask?

[Written] dragoon_pride January 25 2010, 10:52:26 UTC

[Oh great, looks like someone is disrupting the solitude of the mountains where he's somewhere hiding out... Kain Does Not Approve.]

...Do you even know what you're doing?

[Voice] controlroute January 25 2010, 22:47:56 UTC

[He didn't bring anything to write with. Only basic survival tools, yessir!]

Of course I do. I'm making a documentary.

[Written] dragoon_pride January 27 2010, 04:38:42 UTC

If that's what you would call it.