012 - video/action
[What's the opposite of technology, not counting magic and religion? Nature. And what does a man do when he wants to get as close to nature as possible?
Why, he treks into the wilderness with nothing but a sheet of paper taped to a piece of cardboard and his journal, of course. Because he makes a documentary about his survival.]
I'm Atsuro Kihara, and I'm going to show what it takes to get out alive from some of the most dangerous places in Luceti. I'm gonna make it through a series of challenges in the sort of places you wouldn't last a day without the right survival skills.
I'm in the mountains. It's really cold. And kind of slippery. And... er... anyway, I'm going to show you what it takes to get out alive.
[And then he holds up the piece of cardboard.
]
So! I-I'm already here, so I'm stranded. I closed my eyes on the way up. Anyway, if you're here for a really long time, you'll get lost! All the mountains look the same, and it's pretty snowy, so you can't really see very well. I have no idea where the village is, as you can see.
[He walks over to where the journal's propped up on a rock, picking it up and turning in a circle to show that the village is nowhere in sight. He is legitimately stranded, folks. Yep.]
It's... really quiet, so that means there aren't any dangerous animals around or they're pretty quiet. You don't want to run into dangerous animals. If there are any. So... I guess I should get going, huh?
[Entertainment at its best. Feel free to break his fourth wall, or come up and bother him if you're not too busy with your own new career.]
((OOC: I shouldn't make posts right before bedtime. Consider this a commercial break, I'll be sure to tag everyone tomorrow. *sob*))
Why, he treks into the wilderness with nothing but a sheet of paper taped to a piece of cardboard and his journal, of course. Because he makes a documentary about his survival.]
I'm Atsuro Kihara, and I'm going to show what it takes to get out alive from some of the most dangerous places in Luceti. I'm gonna make it through a series of challenges in the sort of places you wouldn't last a day without the right survival skills.
I'm in the mountains. It's really cold. And kind of slippery. And... er... anyway, I'm going to show you what it takes to get out alive.
[And then he holds up the piece of cardboard.
]
So! I-I'm already here, so I'm stranded. I closed my eyes on the way up. Anyway, if you're here for a really long time, you'll get lost! All the mountains look the same, and it's pretty snowy, so you can't really see very well. I have no idea where the village is, as you can see.
[He walks over to where the journal's propped up on a rock, picking it up and turning in a circle to show that the village is nowhere in sight. He is legitimately stranded, folks. Yep.]
It's... really quiet, so that means there aren't any dangerous animals around or they're pretty quiet. You don't want to run into dangerous animals. If there are any. So... I guess I should get going, huh?
[Entertainment at its best. Feel free to break his fourth wall, or come up and bother him if you're not too busy with your own new career.]
((OOC: I shouldn't make posts right before bedtime. Consider this a commercial break, I'll be sure to tag everyone tomorrow. *sob*))