Mary is disturbed

[contrarymatt]

[ooc: After Shelley's comment, 'wanted' is scratched out and 'watched' is scribbled over in big black pen]

What the fuck? Just wanted WATCHED a porno where a guy drowned in a bowl of chicken noodle soup. In 3D.

That's some weird shit. People are fucked up.

Comments

[sellseashelley]

Wanted? What a Freudian slip, man.

[contrarymatt]

Oh Christ! WATCHED! I meant WATCHED!

[sellseashelley]

No, I got what you meant. Just think it was funny, is all.

[contrarymatt]

It wasn't Freudian, I swear! I'm not that much of a perv!

[tookeen]

[contrarymatt]

Dead guy! Face down in chicken soup!

[tookeen]

[contrarymatt]

It wasn't! It was some awful shit from the 70s - more plot than porn but still... DEAD GUY!

Blocked from May

[off_the_hookah]

It can't be worse than the one I saw a while ago.

Re: Blocked from May

[contrarymatt]

Was it 2 girls, 1 cup? Because that's the new winner for 'MOST SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP SHIT EVER!'

Re: Blocked from May

[off_the_hookah]

Oh no no no ... this was much more traumatic. I've blocked this from May because she was the one who originally told and showed me the video, and she was so ...horrified... that she vowed she'd never have sex again out of fear.

Re: Blocked from May

[contrarymatt]

...Dare I ask?

[kid_skin]

Uh, that gives a whole new meaning to 'eating out'.

[bbgoat]

UH Jonas, your puns give a whole new meaning to 'fucked up'.

[kid_skin]

Uh, so does your mom.

[bbgoat]

So does your FACE.

[kingofstories]

Why'd you want chicken noodle soup in your porn?

[contrarymatt]

I didn't want it! I didn't know!