Mary is disturbed

[contrarymatt]

[ooc: After Shelley's comment, 'wanted' is scratched out and 'watched' is scribbled over in big black pen]

What the fuck? Just wanted WATCHED a porno where a guy drowned in a bowl of chicken noodle soup. In 3D.

That's some weird shit. People are fucked up.

Comments

[sellseashelley]

Wanted? What a Freudian slip, man.

[contrarymatt]

Oh Christ! WATCHED! I meant WATCHED!

[sellseashelley]

No, I got what you meant. Just think it was funny, is all.

[contrarymatt]

It wasn't Freudian, I swear! I'm not that much of a perv!

[sellseashelley]

If you say so.

[contrarymatt]

I was traumatized by the bad porn?

[sellseashelley]

A fair story. I would be too.

[contrarymatt]

Seriously fucked up shit! Chicken soup

[sellseashelley]

In 3d, though. Did you at least get to wear those cool glasses?

[contrarymatt]

Hell yeah, can't watch 3D without them! Still not sure porn should be in 3D though...

[sellseashelley]

They had Beowulf in 3d. That was basically softcore porn.

[contrarymatt]

Dude, I saw that! They were ripping bodies apart and shit!

[sellseashelley]

Yeah. Kinda gruesome, I guess.

[contrarymatt]

Nah, it was awesome! Besides, the people were all fake, it was just like smashing up a claymation city or something.

[sellseashelley]

When it gets that realistic, it starts to creep me out.

By the way, just looked back up at your original entry again, and thought of something: You think that's strange? Try "2 girls, 1 cup."

[contrarymatt]

[OOC: About thirty minutes later, after Matt has had the chance to watch the video, throw up and watch the video again]

whoa. just...

i haven't i'm

whoa