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consultcriminal

008 -Video- STARTING OVER

Jul 12, 2011 09:57

[The barge's newest camwhore is lazily lounging in his chair, dressed to the nines. As usual. He steeples his fingers together as he addresses the camera.] Well, I suppose this isn't too much of an inconvenience. I'm dead, yes? And this whole place, this vast, impossible place...is where I am supposed to get my redemption ( Read more... )

boooooooored, crazy as a loon, come and play, sherlock never calls

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[Video] expectremorse July 12 2011, 17:07:20 UTC

[Hoffman is trying to regain a sense of security. His warden disciplined him but gave him something to do. However, as a cop he is well versed in cop related activities, which include the words of "The Detective" and his cohort-and his enemies.

Moriarty. He knew a girl who had a cat named Moriarty.]

A prison with both the comforts of home and the fuckin' danger of an actual prison.

[Video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 17:49:43 UTC

So I'm beginning to notice.

[Video] expectremorse July 12 2011, 18:18:44 UTC

[He feigns disinterest] White collar crime?

[Video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 18:30:42 UTC

Crime? [So insulted.] Me?

Certainly not.

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[Private] byronicsherlock July 12 2011, 17:09:59 UTC

Why? You've already been caught.

[Private] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 17:50:07 UTC

But that doesn't mean we can't still play.

[Private] byronicsherlock July 12 2011, 19:16:07 UTC

Seems rather futile. We know who's won.

[Private] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 19:17:31 UTC

But it's not over yet, dear Sherlock. This is an entirely new place. New people.

I see even Johnny-boy's come to play.

...again.

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[video] the_shooter July 12 2011, 20:31:57 UTC

[He has a strong Russian accent.]

You are moving and speaking on my... screen. They didn't tell me it was a portable window.

[video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 20:33:14 UTC

[Blink.]

It's a camera.

[video] the_shooter July 12 2011, 20:37:25 UTC

That's ridiculous. I know what cameras do. They take still photographs. You're not still.

[video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 20:39:15 UTC

[Long suffering sigh.] Find someone else to explain technology to you.

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[video] drdaytimetelly July 13 2011, 01:47:13 UTC

[He's heard that name before. He doesn't remember where though.]

Moriarty...

[But that's all he's got. He's not as clever as Sherlock. :c]

[video] consultcriminal July 13 2011, 02:14:44 UTC

[Guess who is so excited to see him?]

Johnny boy! I was just talking about you.

[video] drdaytimetelly July 13 2011, 02:24:56 UTC

[...whut.]

Yeah, sorry, but have we met before?

[video] consultcriminal July 13 2011, 02:26:32 UTC

Oh ho, Doctor Watson, you play the worst games. Surely you remember me?

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strangehstorian July 13 2011, 10:17:29 UTC

Welcome to the Barge, Jim.

consultcriminal July 13 2011, 12:05:40 UTC

Now thank you. [He might sound overly excited.]

That's the sort of welcome I was hoping for.

strangehstorian July 14 2011, 07:22:35 UTC

Well, it's the one I give to most newcomers! I figure everyone deserves a little friendliness when they first arrive. How are you settling in?

consultcriminal July 14 2011, 12:05:58 UTC

[He pretends to consider this. Who knows, he might actually be thinking about it.]

Well, it's unlike any prison I've seen.

I suppose it's just difficult to adjust.

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