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008 -Video- STARTING OVER

Jul 12, 2011 09:57

[The barge's newest camwhore is lazily lounging in his chair, dressed to the nines. As usual. He steeples his fingers together as he addresses the camera.] Well, I suppose this isn't too much of an inconvenience. I'm dead, yes? And this whole place, this vast, impossible place...is where I am supposed to get my redemption ( Read more... )

boooooooored, crazy as a loon, come and play, sherlock never calls

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[video] the_shooter July 12 2011, 20:31:57 UTC

[He has a strong Russian accent.]

You are moving and speaking on my... screen. They didn't tell me it was a portable window.

[video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 20:33:14 UTC

[Blink.]

It's a camera.

[video] the_shooter July 12 2011, 20:37:25 UTC

That's ridiculous. I know what cameras do. They take still photographs. You're not still.

[video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 20:39:15 UTC

[Long suffering sigh.] Find someone else to explain technology to you.

[video] the_shooter July 12 2011, 20:40:22 UTC

Why should I bother? I have someone right here.

[video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 20:40:56 UTC

But I don't want to.

[video] the_shooter July 12 2011, 20:43:02 UTC

You've been conscripted. It should only take a few minutes.

[video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 20:43:51 UTC

[Snicker.]

Magic.

[video] the_shooter July 12 2011, 20:46:12 UTC

There's no such thing as magic.

[He mutters to himself a second.]

Do you want me to believe you're a superstitious fool?

[video] consultcriminal July 12 2011, 20:49:02 UTC

Ugh.

Will it make you go away? It's technology. There is a camera that takes pictures one after another...all in a row...so that they look like a video.

Now...scurry away.

[video] the_shooter July 12 2011, 20:53:46 UTC

[Now he looks mildly amused.]

You could have said so at the beginning.

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