Comments | consultcriminal: 004

consultcriminal

004 - Video

Apr 10, 2011 14:48

[He can't help it. There isn't anything for him to do now, so he might as well let you all bask in his wonderful glory. He's in his suit, in front of his desk, leaning back slightly. Isn't he cool, guys? He's also dropped the "gay Jim from IT" act completely in favor of something he's a little more used to.]

You know [And he draws that word out ( Read more... )

boooooooored, lolwut?, can't touch this, this boat is bananas, come and play, moriarty

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counturfingers April 10 2011, 20:11:23 UTC

What do you consider fun? This ship isn't very fun at all.

consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:32:28 UTC

That's because you don't know what you're doing!

counturfingers April 10 2011, 20:35:08 UTC

What am I supposed to be doing?

consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:50:31 UTC

Taking some initiative.

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consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:32:00 UTC

I don't have anything. It's boring if I have to go and do eeeeeverything for you people.

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consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:50:04 UTC

[He grins.] Oh, you.

Well, maybe I will have something special for you later.

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naughtbutlife April 10 2011, 20:27:02 UTC

You seem familiar to me.

consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:34:18 UTC

Well, I don't think we've met. Unless, [gasp...oh wait. Nope.] Oh, never mind.

naughtbutlife April 10 2011, 20:45:39 UTC

Nay, it is your mannerisms. The way you speak and enunciate your words. Tis...familiar.

consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:54:14 UTC

Do you have a long lost love? Does he look like me?

Sorry...I think I might be taken.

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symbiotastic April 10 2011, 20:30:05 UTC

We could start a game of hide and seek.

consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:40:58 UTC

Now there's someone who is using his brain. I'm so pleased, my boy. Though I do detest the physical nature of that game. All that running around gets dull.

Please tell me you have something better in mind than that.

symbiotastic April 10 2011, 20:45:54 UTC

The physical nature's the best part! [Which is to say.. the part where Venom gets to hunt things.] Don't tell me you're a board game kinda guy, Jimmy.

consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:55:06 UTC

Go run in the mud with the other dirt children if you want physical violence. I don't get my hands dirty.

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rayney_day April 10 2011, 20:37:11 UTC

You remind me of someone who kept coming back here...

He had that same slimy game show host feel, too.

consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:51:57 UTC

Slimy game show host? I'm gutted. Truly gutted.

That wounds me.

rayney_day April 10 2011, 20:54:55 UTC

Really? Normally a step up in the world for folks like you.

consultcriminal April 10 2011, 20:57:19 UTC

Well now that's just mean.

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