i could fucking walk right off a cliff right now.

stolen from fooltankIF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE ( Read more... )

italics are translations by me, for the benefit of my non-newfie readers

drop and add Hs. Example ('e 'as 'air hon 'is hass) he has hair on his ass
switch "oi" and "I" sounds (Oi'm some b'y)i'm some boy
drop hard consonants from short words (ol' man) old man
do not pronounce "th" (dis tread) this thread
add an S to every single verb (I loves he) ( Read more... )

OMFG! OMFG!

i got 2 alanis morissette tshirts today!

Poll hey, i'm random.

i have to be the biggest loser on the island. i've spent the last 3 or 4 saturday nights in a row home alone.

i just did 15 minutes of TV yoga with some chicky on PBS. i heard cracks coming from joints i did not know i had.

soo.. how 'bout this new lj talk thing, huh?

i'm watching JLP live right now. even though i'm long past the years when i'd jump on the couch while watching, or listening to alanis, watching this still makes my heart swell up huge in my chest, and beat really fast. i'm still so, so amazed.

okay, maybe i wanna jump on the couch. just a little.

dear flist, and anyone else reading this..

PLEASE help me with hallowe'en costume ideas!

so far, i've come up with a couple..

johnny cash

(dead) rex goudie

a priest

i need something better!

heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeee!!