Liam's "How to Talk Like a Skeet" lesson.
italics are translations by me, for the benefit of my non-newfie readers
drop and add Hs. Example ('e 'as 'air hon 'is hass) he has hair on his ass
switch "oi" and "I" sounds (Oi'm some b'y)i'm some boy
drop hard consonants from short words (ol' man) old man
do not pronounce "th" (dis tread) this thread
add an S to every single verb (I loves he) i love him
Translations:
My: me
Go: razz
Very: some
None: ne'er
dinner: scoff / feed
hello: whaddya at
you: ye
address guys as "me son" or "me ol' cock"
address girls as "me maid" or "me ducky"
address everyone as "yung + their last name + dere"
make sure you relate everything to topics such as ATVs, fighting, fags, smoking a J, the cod, racism, Danny Millions, and Victoria.
swear a lot
forget everything you learned about English grammar
drop and add Hs. Example ('e 'as 'air hon 'is hass) he has hair on his ass
switch "oi" and "I" sounds (Oi'm some b'y)i'm some boy
drop hard consonants from short words (ol' man) old man
do not pronounce "th" (dis tread) this thread
add an S to every single verb (I loves he) i love him
Translations:
My: me
Go: razz
Very: some
None: ne'er
dinner: scoff / feed
hello: whaddya at
you: ye
address guys as "me son" or "me ol' cock"
address girls as "me maid" or "me ducky"
address everyone as "yung + their last name + dere"
make sure you relate everything to topics such as ATVs, fighting, fags, smoking a J, the cod, racism, Danny Millions, and Victoria.
swear a lot
forget everything you learned about English grammar