because Connie is too lazy to spam her musebox with this type of shenanigans all the time

[connie_connike]

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[flockingjustice]

[ There was too many things wrong with this moment. Falkner was naked, completely naked, just laying in the middle of his gym. No one else was there; he made sure to send everyone that worked in his gym home early and clear out all of the challenges that day so he could... satisfy some things, including curiosity and, well. A boner that wouldn't leave him alone.

Next to him is a piece of paper, crumpled up due to shame. He had written something on it and planned to wear it around his neck but he backed out at the last moment, deeming it overboard even for him. He's too out of it to think about throwing it away; instead he just lays there for several moments, getting his breathing back to a normal rate, before touching himself. Again. ]

i feel so honoured

[goldgrunt]

[Falkner you are a confusing guy - you hate him, yet you let him touch you. Then there's the rare instances like this...well it's no wonder Gold thinks you're so damn fun to tease and torture and touch.

This wasn't what he was expecting when he snuck into your Gym this evening though. As he silently sneaks his way down the dollar-signcorridor he'll pause. There's an instant of panic when he see's you lying there, but that fades and is replaced with what? when he sees just what the hell you're doing.

Damn you were a wonder to him, Falkner. Excuse him silently watching for a bit.]

/listens to LoveGame and ruins this relationship even more

[flockingjustice]

[ In his defense, he wasn't expecting any company. But also he should know by this point that Gold shows up usually when he is alone, so. Yeah. Even though he doesn't think anyone else is around he still keeps himself as quiet as possible, a hand slapped over his mouth as his other hand stroked and rubbed against his length. ]

don't be a drag just be a queen falkner

[goldgrunt]

Hard at work? [Okay we're sneaking out of the shadows here, hands in our pockets as we continue to eye-fuck the lovely scene on the ground in front of us. You sure knew how to put on a show, Falkner.]

You're full of surprises. I learn something new about you every time we meet.

hey bro hey hey hey

[incineratus]

[ Pod was sleeping quite soundly that night. He was exhausted after a long day of work (or, in his case, "doing his best at working") and wanted to just sleep until noon or later.

But nope, something strange had to happen in his sleep. He felt different, and he woke up because of it... and that's when he realized he had tits.

Cue freaking out, and a whole lot of it. ]

hey si--wait what

[grasslick]

[Unfortunately Dent is snuggly snuggled into the green portion of the bed, re: the middle. He's faced toward you though, and is pretty close, sorru~ Pod.]

Mhh...? [why are you moving around so much]

hey soul sista, ain't that mr. mister on the ra-- /smacked

[incineratus]

[ You try getting breasts in the middle of the night and not freak out about it, Dent! It's not pleasant! Especially since Pod realizes a moment later that his dick is gone, too. s-sob.

His heart leaps up into his throat as Dent mumbles in his sleep. R-right, he's still in bed with his brothers. The last thing he needs at the moment is for Dent to wake up because of him or, even worse, for Corn to wake up. He struggles to settle down, pressing his hand to his chest... and realizing his breasts are soft. Holy damn he wasn't expecting that.

Well. Nothing can go wrong from simply groping himself, right? ]

jfgkhgj

[grasslick]

[Grope yourself all you want, as long as you're not moving too much or cussing he's okay to slip back into dream land.]

[orangemineral]

[ JASMINE IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET

SHE SUSPECTS NOTHING ]

[seeswhatyoucant]

? Jasmine! [Walking out of our gym hurr.]

[orangemineral]

M-Morty! [ She offers a wave. ]

[seeswhatyoucant]

It's been awhile, what brings you to Ecruteak?

[flockingjustice]

[ It's Falkner's birthday today, but sadly he doesn't care that much. He hasn't made that big of a deal about it ever since his dad disappeared and it's kinda sad to celebrate something like that alone so he doesn't really celebrate it at all or let people know about it.

He's sitting on the couch, flipping through channels boredly before staying on a show and just spacing out. He hears something about "Springer" but he doesn't pay much attention; he's not a television person but the noise is to fill the silence. ]

[goldgrunt]

[Unbeknownst to Falkner, he does have one birthday wish arriving...and unlike the norm, it's quite civil, for once. There's a ring of the doorbell, and when he opens the door there's...Gold. For once, he's out of uniform, however. No hat on his head, a scarf around his neck woven with golds, oranges and yellows, and a simple light fall jacket and black slacks. He cleans up pretty nice.]

Hey, heard it was your birthday today.

[flockingjustice]

[ Falkner's confused about the doorbell ringing but he goes to answer it anyway, not knowing what to expect.

Seeing Gold there just threw him off completely. He stares at him dumbly for one, two, three seconds before sighing quietly. ]

... Yeah. It is. [ Twenty-one. More of an adult than he already is. ] Who'd you hear it from?

[goldgrunt]

Doesn't matter. [He gives a lopsided grin, hands comfy in his pants pockets.]

I figured I'd leave you alone today for your gift - but then how would you know I knew it was your birthday? So here I am. I figured I'd let you choose what you wanted for your birthday. You can just order me t'leave, but it seems better to ask for something else before that.