because Connie is too lazy to spam her musebox with this type of shenanigans all the time

[connie_connike]

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for goldgrunt, of course 8)

[flockingjustice]

[ There was too many things wrong with this moment. Falkner was naked, completely naked, just laying in the middle of his gym. No one else was there; he made sure to send everyone that worked in his gym home early and clear out all of the challenges that day so he could... satisfy some things, including curiosity and, well. A boner that wouldn't leave him alone.

Next to him is a piece of paper, crumpled up due to shame. He had written something on it and planned to wear it around his neck but he backed out at the last moment, deeming it overboard even for him. He's too out of it to think about throwing it away; instead he just lays there for several moments, getting his breathing back to a normal rate, before touching himself. Again. ]

i feel so honoured

[goldgrunt]

[Falkner you are a confusing guy - you hate him, yet you let him touch you. Then there's the rare instances like this...well it's no wonder Gold thinks you're so damn fun to tease and torture and touch.

This wasn't what he was expecting when he snuck into your Gym this evening though. As he silently sneaks his way down the dollar-signcorridor he'll pause. There's an instant of panic when he see's you lying there, but that fades and is replaced with what? when he sees just what the hell you're doing.

Damn you were a wonder to him, Falkner. Excuse him silently watching for a bit.]

/listens to LoveGame and ruins this relationship even more

[flockingjustice]

[ In his defense, he wasn't expecting any company. But also he should know by this point that Gold shows up usually when he is alone, so. Yeah. Even though he doesn't think anyone else is around he still keeps himself as quiet as possible, a hand slapped over his mouth as his other hand stroked and rubbed against his length. ]

don't be a drag just be a queen falkner

[goldgrunt]

Hard at work? [Okay we're sneaking out of the shadows here, hands in our pockets as we continue to eye-fuck the lovely scene on the ground in front of us. You sure knew how to put on a show, Falkner.]

You're full of surprises. I learn something new about you every time we meet.

lady falkner with a crown and a ball gown

[flockingjustice]

[ Falkner could pretty much die of mortification right now. There's absolutely nothing he can hide or hide behind. All he could do is look, well, like he did; needy and flustered. ]

G-Gold.

fergd terrifying

[goldgrunt]

[Gold will close the distance between the two of them, cupping his chin as his eyes continue to wander over Falkner's body, then that piece of paper.]

I don't know whether to feel flattered you're all ready for me, or to sad at your choice in clean-up material. [As he picks it up though - huh, his smirk will grow ten times as he reads what it says.]

Maybe the former. [He'll hold the flattened paper open for him to see.]

What's this say?

i know right

[flockingjustice]

I-I didn't-- [ Fuck. Fuck. Why did he think that writing "COME FOR A WILD RIDE" on a piece of paper was a good idea? Because it really wasn't. He snatches the paper from Gold and promptly tears it up. ]

[goldgrunt]

Aww, you hurt my feelings Falkner. But if that's all you want, I'd be willing to help.

[flockingjustice]

Get out.

[goldgrunt]

Why? I've already seen you like this. [That's his hand on your cheek, stroking.]

Why don't we have a little fun?

[flockingjustice]

[ And this is Falkner being defensive. ]

How about not?

[goldgrunt]

You said you wanted a ride, right? [Straddling your waist, Falkner.]

Well I'm the only one here.

[flockingjustice]

Gold, get off. [ trying to shove off sob his mood is almost completely killed now ]

[goldgrunt]

Hey, calm down calm down... [leaning down to give you a kiss, even if you're struggling.]

[flockingjustice]

[ 8| ]

[goldgrunt]

It's not often I surrender my body to you, huh? Maybe you'll like it. C'mon.