No one really updates LJ much anymore these days. Where did everyone go?

I don't think there are any words for this. Let's hope it's just a crazy Photoshop. Yes, it does say 1170% of your daily cholesterol intake. I think my arteries just exploded.


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( (Almost) Final Election Predictions )

It's primary day in Wisconsin. Everyone better vote!

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be scared. Be very, very scared.

President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said ( Read more... )

I really, really hate liars.

This just blew my mind! Watch the whole thing, especially the part starting at 2:12. Wow! I've never seen anything like it.

Holy Transformers! You can't tell me that this doesn't look awesome and I usually despise Michael Bay.

( I've seen 165 of these movies, does that mean I need a life? )