Since I'm indulging in nerdy jokes today, I feel I should mention my friend
motive_nuance's favorite unit of velocity: megahertz gallons per acre (time-1 * distance3 / distance2). It works out to be about 0.94 meters per second.
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going back there?
Smartass: Yes officer, about
38 megahertz gallons per acre.