I've been in and out of court hearings all day, I've really got the 9-11 commission up my pa toot to get my reports finished. I think I'm going to take a quick break for the moment, and prank call Osama ( Read more... )

I don't think the media captures my pure frowning delight. I marvel in how nasty I can look, but enough about that... I've been very busy lately, had to go do that stupid Presidential In-noodlehead-eration with Georgie W-yah. *sigh* I didn't have a date, but I did see Michael Powell making eyes at me ( Read more... )

I'm reading today, I have 34 manuals on chemical diffusion left to go. This one is entitled, Sadam love him or hate him...he's still Sadam ( Read more... )

So, I was hanging out with Billy Clinton today. What a racist hick, but...ya gotta love him. We took a nice stroll around upper DC then grabbed some McDonalds, and Billy grabbed a couple women. It was a nice day. A nice soothing X-mas day ( Read more... )

Just another day, saw Georgie Bush wacker today, what a yutz. I tell you, if I had a quarter for every stupid thing he said I could balance the deficit Lawdy lawdy.

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