Engwand! Engwand!
Who the hell is "Engwand"? Oh, your parents are in SO much trouble when I find them! Can you believe this?! Giving you a silly cowlick just to look like a character, and then leaving you here? UNACCEPTABLE.
N-no, no ma'am, E-Engwand's my--
Oh for the love of--c'mere, I'll take care of you!
[insert baby!America flail sounds, he
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