Open log (aka *sigh*)

[con_slaught]

So it seems that Vortex is back. And to think that I was ready to assume that he had gone AWOL. I was about to hunt him down and rip him apart to his protoform. Oh, who am I kidding--I'll do it anyway.

Now I just need to locate that accursed Blast Off. I feel as though I am a sparkling caretaker, NOT the leader of a supposedly special ops combat

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[con_slaught]

I think we BOTH know where it came from. Learn to pick better partners or better virus protection, or after I beat you within an inch of your life I'll install a chastity program around your spark. Who knows--without interfacing and slicing up other mechs, you could actually get some work done!

Private

[bombsbombs_away]

WHAT THE SLAG DID YOU GIVE ME?

[pink_biker_bot]

Oooh, can I watch?

[con_slaught]

Oh, of course. He doesn't get enough humiliation that doesn't get him off, if you ask me.

[pink_biker_bot]

That is fantastic. Lemme know when and where, darlin'.

[con_slaught]

My dear, I am a gentlemen. I will escort you there, of course.

[takingbets]

Hey, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of MYSELF, thank you!

I'm even planning a hostile takeover. Aren't you proud of me?

[con_slaught]

Not when you announce it on an open log, no, I am NOT. Must I invite the lovely Arcee to join me in punishing TWO Combaticons?

[takingbets]

Pft, like hostile takeovers are new to me.

............and I'll get back to you on that. 'Sbeen a while since I had a femme...

[con_slaught]

Why did my creators give me YOU FOUR?

And speaking of your brothers, find Blast Off for me. He is gone as well, but the lack of a tantrum on the way out worries me somewhat.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Oh yes, Blast Off. He's in the brig.

[con_slaught]

The brig? For what reason?

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Because I put him there.

[con_slaught]

I mean, what did he do to deserve that? And YOU put him there? Personally?