Open log (aka *sigh*)

[con_slaught]

So it seems that Vortex is back. And to think that I was ready to assume that he had gone AWOL. I was about to hunt him down and rip him apart to his protoform. Oh, who am I kidding--I'll do it anyway.

Now I just need to locate that accursed Blast Off. I feel as though I am a sparkling caretaker, NOT the leader of a supposedly special ops combat

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[takingbets]

Hey, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of MYSELF, thank you!

I'm even planning a hostile takeover. Aren't you proud of me?

[con_slaught]

Not when you announce it on an open log, no, I am NOT. Must I invite the lovely Arcee to join me in punishing TWO Combaticons?

[takingbets]

Pft, like hostile takeovers are new to me.

............and I'll get back to you on that. 'Sbeen a while since I had a femme...

[con_slaught]

Why did my creators give me YOU FOUR?

And speaking of your brothers, find Blast Off for me. He is gone as well, but the lack of a tantrum on the way out worries me somewhat.

[takingbets]

Relax, Onslaught. Blast Off's probably up in the stratosphere sulking, or off where everyone else who's missing is.

Either way, who cares?

[con_slaught]

Oh yes, who cares that members of an elite fighting squad are missing on this nightmare planet. Swindle, you should write a book on combating stress!

[takingbets]

Considering all the self-help ones the humans already eat up? I could make a fortune!

[con_slaught]

Go find your brother. Then tell me where he is, or tell me why you failed to find him. I recommend discovering his location, of course, but offering choices does empower the underlings.

[takingbets]

Yes, Maker.

[pink_biker_bot]

Watch it darlin', or I'll have at you without his supervision.