Things the recruiter doesn't mention

[computersherpa]

When you join the Air Force, the recruiters don't like to emphasize the fact that at least in theory, every hour of your day will belong to the military. This means that they can call your phone at 0130 on Friday night and inform you that the alarm system for the Secret server room has malfunctioned and you need to camp out in front of it with a

Comments

[wandering_nomad]

If they had free gas I'd be sold.

[kottonballs]

lol! you've sold your soul to the gov but at least they give you presents!