[SPAM!] Volume Two

[computer_boy]

Presenting Volume Two of the SPAM madness!

- Chicks will like your long hard shaft.
(You'd be surprised how many women LOVE the mining industry!)

- After the party, take her home and show her just how big you have become.(Doubtful she'll be impressed by your drawn height markers from a young age onward marked into the door frame, but you can try

Comments

[lizamanynames]

*howls*

Oh god, these are abolutely brilliant.

[computer_boy]

*grin* Thank you. I just think up the other halves.

[lizamanynames]

But you write the clever halves.

[computer_boy]

Quit it...I'm goin' red here. *grin*

(Also, alive enough to get onto IM, or too drained?)

[xandri]

Oh my god, these are hilarious, and only so because of your commentary. XD

[computer_boy]

Aw, thanks! I'm getting flattery all over the place! *chuckle*