Theodore Gilden,
Mr. Gilden, I’ve found your text on counter hexes in the library at my school. I think I’ve been hexed and I can’t seem to find the cure for it. Basically, rats are following me about. I’ve been too busy avoiding them to properly find out what kind they are, I’m afraid they’re female. My mates always said that an animagus
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*kicks rat as it runs by*
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*sees the rat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*draws wand and points at it*
Avad... erm... *coughs* Stupefy!
Honestly! Rats?!? In here? Wasn't the Squib supposed to take care of it, with his cat-fetish? Or McGonagall, for that matter?
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I- I, you'd think, yeah?
*looks around for more*
Do you think it's morally right to kill them? I mean, I kill insects, but are they different because they have hair?
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*trying desperately to contain giggles*
They still following you, mate?
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Well, to be fair, it's not as though Hogwarts is an environment that encourages huge herds of deer to loiter. Nor packs of dogs, for that matter.
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*pauses, brow furrowing*
Unless the curse is working off something else.
Peter, are you sure you've not just become very big on the rat scene?
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*cringes as a rat crawls over his toe*
GOD DAMNIT!!!
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Don't do that!
*sinks to his knees, looking for the rat and picks it up, holding carefully in cupped hands*
If you want, I can feed them to Botein.
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*scratches head*
Come to think of it, as many cats as there are around here, I'm amazed I've seen this many.
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Oh, poor Peter, having hoardes of ratty admirers! :D
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