You know they're going to turn out to be complete nut cases who still think their precious little boy needs to be protected from everything, and they're going to blame you. You shouldn't get involved.
*cringes a little* They'll probably write to our heads of house about students have sex while still at school, and then there'll be some sort of curfew and then nobodies going to have any fun because of this stupid boy.
Actually, I've been wondering if the kid's been having me on. I figure this will be the easiest way to find out. *straightens his back a bit* And really, if I've been a fool, fine. At least I know I've done my job properly.
*rolls his eyes* If the teachers and such don't already know that students have sex, then I'm in love with Snape. Trust me, they know, and they also know that if they try to stop it, it'll just make everyone go to greater, possibly dangerous, lengths to do it anyway. Don't worry.
*runs a hand through his hair, sighing* This is coming out wrong. I'm not trying to have a go at you. I just know that their are some people whose parents aren't really all there when it comes to their kids. I mean, look at Regulus's mum and dad.
Yeah, but if parents make a fuss about things...*shrugs* I'm probably worrying about nothing.
*shrugs* Yes, but Regulus isn't a sweet little boy like Simon is. Assuming Simon is being honest. I mean, if his parents really didn't tell him all this, on purpose, then it's good for them to know that he's asking questions about it now.
Nothing, really. You think parents haven't raised a fuss before? *shakes his head* Don't worry about it.
*innocently comments* I think I learned about that sort of thing quite early in life.
*grins slightly* I mean, six older brothers. Aside from the fact that they're my older brothers and quite obviously male, I did wonder where they all came from after a certain point.
*glee* Really? I'm so glad you do! Your Remus is a thing of love. ♥
*smiles in return* It's probably best to learn from them. I mean, learning from friends works too, but you never know if they start twisting it a little or not, yeah?
*thinks about this for a moment, then laughs* I don't think anything explains where the twins really came from.
*considers* It's best to learn the basics and the boring parts from one's parents. *grins* The fun stuff, however, should be learnt as one goes, I'd say.
*laughs with her* Not that you'd have them any other way, would you?
*moans and buries his head in his arms* *peeks out*
Oi, you're a bird. You're probably much better at all this rubbish. If I have to do it, will you help? Or...y'know, take care of it all so I don't have to? *pained smile in an attempt to be encouraging*
*cringes, but grins* God, you're worse than Rab and his pornographic stick figures... *shakes his head* But at least it'd be a Gryffindor corrupting teh lad then, not some Slytherin with...questionable sexual knowledge... *looks pained*
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*cringes a little*
They'll probably write to our heads of house about students have sex while still at school, and then there'll be some sort of curfew and then nobodies going to have any fun because of this stupid boy.
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*straightens his back a bit* And really, if I've been a fool, fine. At least I know I've done my job properly.
*rolls his eyes*
If the teachers and such don't already know that students have sex, then I'm in love with Snape. Trust me, they know, and they also know that if they try to stop it, it'll just make everyone go to greater, possibly dangerous, lengths to do it anyway. Don't worry.
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This is coming out wrong. I'm not trying to have a go at you. I just know that their are some people whose parents aren't really all there when it comes to their kids. I mean, look at Regulus's mum and dad.
Yeah, but if parents make a fuss about things...*shrugs* I'm probably worrying about nothing.
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Yes, but Regulus isn't a sweet little boy like Simon is. Assuming Simon is being honest. I mean, if his parents really didn't tell him all this, on purpose, then it's good for them to know that he's asking questions about it now.
Nothing, really. You think parents haven't raised a fuss before? *shakes his head* Don't worry about it.
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*innocently comments*
I think I learned about that sort of thing quite early in life.
*grins slightly*
I mean, six older brothers. Aside from the fact that they're my older brothers and quite obviously male, I did wonder where they all came from after a certain point.
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*nods, small smile*
Yeah, my folks got me sorted on all that stuff when I was pretty young.
*smirks*
Yes, but does the explanation of human reproduction really explain where the twins came from?
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*smiles in return*
It's probably best to learn from them. I mean, learning from friends works too, but you never know if they start twisting it a little or not, yeah?
*thinks about this for a moment, then laughs*
I don't think anything explains where the twins really came from.
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*considers*
It's best to learn the basics and the boring parts from one's parents.
*grins*
The fun stuff, however, should be learnt as one goes, I'd say.
*laughs with her*
Not that you'd have them any other way, would you?
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*grins* Found a way to explain the birds and the bees yet?
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*peeks out*
Oi, you're a bird. You're probably much better at all this rubbish. If I have to do it, will you help? Or...y'know, take care of it all so I don't have to?
*pained smile in an attempt to be encouraging*
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God, you're worse than Rab and his pornographic stick figures...
*shakes his head*
But at least it'd be a Gryffindor corrupting teh lad then, not some Slytherin with...questionable sexual knowledge... *looks pained*
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*grins*
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*mock pouts*
S'not funny. Simon bloody Lambert was nearly the fucking death of me...
*smiles*
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