Thursday - crack!day

[charlies_dragon]

Hey y'all, it's my last day here as your guest hostess - thanks fr making it such a pleasurable time ;)

Today's theme is crackNot the drug, crack-cocaine, but things in fic where the only way to explain how something so silly got written to someone out of fandom, is that you must've been in something to think of it. (Anyone got a better explantion

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[havenward]

Leverage, Nate/Eliot/Author's choice, blue no purple no just not pink (but it's your color)

::entirely innocent, I swear::

[shannonrita]

Read this first..."Look, I can fix this, I swear, just...gimme a second," Eliot said, staring at Imari's pastel colored mop. "You're not touching me Spencer," Imari growled, and despite that whole spring color theme, he was actually kind of menacing even to Eliot, in an odd, erotic kinda way. So the specialist backed off, frowning. "It's not so bad, really..." He jumped out of swatting range when Imari snarled at him

[havenward]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, yay!

[badfalcon]

*giggles*
♥

[havenward]

Leverage, Nate/Eliot/author's choice, drinking shots that are all pseudonyms for sex

(extra points if the conversation makes it sound like they ought to be fucking)

with the continued innocence...

[shannonrita]

Eliot slapped his palm on the counter and licked his lips. "I need a vibrator. Now. Just...now."

Imari laughed and shook his head, setting a drink in front of the long haired man. "Thought you'd be lookin' for a wet pussy instead. You don't seem the vibrator type to me El."

"There's a lot you don't know about him," Nate said with a grin. "Boy loves a stiff dick like nothin' else. Trust me, I know."

"I'm sure you do Mr. Man," Imari leered. "How about you? What tickles your pickle?"

"A good ol' fashioned violent fuck. Doesn't get any better than that when you're poundin' 'em back."

"Mmmm," Imari purred, licking his lips and setting a high ball glass in front of Nate. "Man after my own heart. Though I prefer a wild fuck instead."

"Wild fuck, violent fuck, they're all the same," Eliot grinned. "Just a way to get to the afterglow."

Imari laughed, putting another drink on the bar in front of Eliot, shakes his head. "You know, you two are just...bad."

Eliot grinned, sipping his Jizz. "Yeah, but did we convince you to

[havenward]

::exceptionally pleased and giggling madly::

[elebridith]

If I had been in that bar, listening to that conversation, I'd either had dropped my Sex On The Beach or sputtered my Screaming Orgasm... *g*

[havenward]

Leverage, Nate/Eliot/author's choice, wearing spandex in the gymnasium

[shannonrita]

Imari had a specific pattern when he was working on a new routine. When there were photocell beams to be avoided in different configurations that had to be flipped over, ducked under and avoided, he had to learn their pattern. After all, what good was being able to get into a building if he was just going to set the alarm off

[havenward]

::loves::

[havenward]

RPS, Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, gummy worms

[morgan_cian]

"I'm telling you, Jen," Jared muttered, "This could be a new demon or something." He grabbed his phone and snapped a quick pic. "I should definitely send this to Eric

[havenward]

::chokes on soda laughing::

Awesome!

[havenward]

Leverage, Hardison/author's choice(s), fanboy using photoshop

Photo Geek

[ccacolakid]

"Oh...why didn't I think of this sooner." Alec smirked, his mouse clicking away as he dragged and dropped image after image, cutting and pasting until the image was to his liking. "Ha! Gotcha. I *am* the Photoshop King!" He said throwing his hands up in the air in victory, then after a quick sip of his soda, he went to work on the next one

Re: Photo Geek

[elebridith]

Wolverine? Good choice indeed. *g* And Snow White? Bwahahaha!! So.. who was Snow White? *g*