Thursday - crack!day

[charlies_dragon]

Hey y'all, it's my last day here as your guest hostess - thanks fr making it such a pleasurable time ;)

Today's theme is crackNot the drug, crack-cocaine, but things in fic where the only way to explain how something so silly got written to someone out of fandom, is that you must've been in something to think of it. (Anyone got a better explantion

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[morgan_cian]

"I'm telling you, Jen," Jared muttered, "This could be a new demon or something." He grabbed his phone and snapped a quick pic. "I should definitely send this to Eric."

Jensen snarled behind the gag. Green glittering eyes that promised death which Jared blithely ignored.

"But then again," He cocked his head to the side. "I would have to explain the concept and that could be a problem." He grinned at Jensen's anger red face, dimples flashing.

"I mean, how do you say...'I tied up my costar who I have been fucking for years, even though you don't know that Mr. Kripke, and after I fucked him, his hole was nice and loose. Who knew that many gummy worms would fit or look that?" He wrinkled his nose, "It looks all tentaclely..." He met Jensen's furious gaze. "Is that even a word, Jen?"

But semantics be damned. Jared liked gummy worms, he liked eating Jensen's ass, the two together? Well, Jared was a very happy boy.

Later, he awoke to the sounds of buttons being pressed on a cell phone and then said cell phone flying through the air. And said phone breaking into a dozen pieces.

"Jen?" He asked sleepily. "The hell?" Cold metal bit into his wrists.

He looked up to meet Jensen's gaze with part fear and part lust. Jensen had a bag of gummy worms.

"Pay back's a bitch."

[havenward]

::chokes on soda laughing::

Awesome!