Just to clear some shit up.

[comediceffect]

(( and because I wanted to use this icon ))

I do not have a toast kink. I have a healthy appreciation for God's gift to man, sliced bread that has been browned by exposure to dry heat ("toasted"). It has nothing to do with my sex life (which is even better than toast), thanks, and I would not choose toast over sex.

Here is the Wikipedia article

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[cateyemask]

First off, I'm God's gift to man. Second, what about French Toast? Third, there is actually an article?

[comediceffect]

But you're not edible!

French toast is okay, but it's not crunchy.

Third, yeah, of course there is.

[cateyemask]

We'll find that out when our pirate ship gets all shipwrecked.

It's made of delicious with maple syrup though.

I find it strange.

[comediceffect]

[makes a face]

Eh, not really. I don't know, there's something about it.

Why?

[heirofalexander]

IF SEX WITH ME IS BETTER THAN TOAST, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING KISSING VAL KILMER?

[comediceffect]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO VAL KILMER IS!

Trust me, the only thing my lips have been near lately is you. And food.

...Want some toast?

(( You know, I haven't actually even seen that movie. =/ ))

[heirofalexander]

[pouts]

Fine.

. . .Yeah, sure. Jam please.

[comediceffect]

[pets]

What flavor?

[aceupasleeve]

You might want to tell that to Adrian, because that's not what he's been saying...

[comediceffect]

You know, for being a genius, he can be sort of an idiot.