Just to clear some shit up.

[comediceffect]

(( and because I wanted to use this icon ))

I do not have a toast kink. I have a healthy appreciation for God's gift to man, sliced bread that has been browned by exposure to dry heat ("toasted"). It has nothing to do with my sex life (which is even better than toast), thanks, and I would not choose toast over sex.

Here is the Wikipedia article

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[heirofalexander]

IF SEX WITH ME IS BETTER THAN TOAST, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING KISSING VAL KILMER?

[comediceffect]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO VAL KILMER IS!

Trust me, the only thing my lips have been near lately is you. And food.

...Want some toast?

(( You know, I haven't actually even seen that movie. =/ ))

[heirofalexander]

[pouts]

Fine.

. . .Yeah, sure. Jam please.

[comediceffect]

[pets]

What flavor?

[heirofalexander]

[slightly plied]

Raspberry?

[comediceffect]

M'kay, hold on a second.

[a few minutes later, hands him some toast with raspberry jam and has some toast with grape jelly for himself]

Did you know French toast wasn't invented by the French?

[heirofalexander]

. . .Yeah, I did.

[eats toast]

The weirdest. It is you.

[comediceffect]

Oh. Well. Good, then.

[practically inhales his]

Nah. [flicks some crumbs] ...Campfire toast is good. [nods]