I should be completely overcome with joy on this, the eve of Deathly Hallows. But instead I am about as miserable as I've ever been ( Read more... )

You will all be shocked to your very cores to hear that I, me, Mrs. Harry James Potter will not be reading book 7 come July 21. Unbelievable, I know, I know. But I will actually be out of state at a function that is as important as book 7, perhaps even slightly more so. I will not get my hands on the treasured artifact until late July 22, at which ( Read more... )

She emerges from her pit of lethargy to make a real post ( Read more... )

This is the funniest fucking thing ever. Lauren, one day you shall be famous!

Yes, another quotebook has reached its quota (ahahaha - aren't I clever?) So here is the next round of quotes; they are cut for your convenience but several of my avid readers (3 people) are featured in them so take a gander, if you would.

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Jayda: The things these crazy celebrity kids do these days ( Read more... )

On a completely unrelated topic:

What the hell is wrong with men?

Thursday I had work from 11-5, the previous shift I had been demo and had spilled oil all over my pants. I was in a rush and there was a laundry crisis so I dug a pair of pants out from the back of my drawer that I hadn't worn in about a year.

Go to work and four, four of my male ( Read more... )

-"Emma", Chris Luxem ( Read more... )

-River, Joanie Mitchell ( Read more... )

I went to Vegas on minibreak this weekend and I LOVED it!!!!

It was me and my mom and we went to visit my uncle Steve. That was really the only reason I had for going, I thought I would hate it. I hate tourists and crowds and I don't gamble because what the fuck is the point? Might as well just set my money on fire for all the good it does ( Read more... )