[Locked from Yuuka like WHOA]

Hey, whoever's in charge of this town!

Why did you put me in a house with this psychopath?! She killed me yesterday! I didn't even do anything to her!

Put me in another house!

Worst. Christmas present. Ever.

Seriously, who gives school clothes for Christmas?

...

I hate this place.

*the sound of a tape player being turned on is heard, and some hip-hop music begins to play... before suddenly being interrupted by the voice of Tomoya Okazaki busting out into a lame rapping song. This has happened off and on throughout the ten years ever since Youhei got his tape player back* ((Quotes are Okazaki's voice))"Yo-Yo! I'm Okazaki! ( Read more... )

Normally, I'd be happy that I ended up in bed with some hot girl.

But I don't remember doing 'this and that' with her at all! I don't even remember moving to some town like this! How can I already have kids?! Did I just miss ten years of my life?!

But I don't even look any older?!

... maybe I just age that good...?

That's impossible!

... it ( Read more... )

*Sunohara is an idiot that shouldn't be saying this while the phone is off the hook for whatever reason*

I thought nibbling on a bunny girl's ears was supposed to let me do this and that...

So why am I in pain instead? She didn't even let me get to the nibbling part...

... I think my arm is broken...

Normally, I'd be happy that I ended up in bed with some hot girl.

But I don't remember doing 'this and that' with her at all! I don't even remember moving to some town like this! How can I already have kids?! Did I just miss ten years of my life?!

But I don't even look any older?!

... maybe I just age that good...?

That's impossible!

... it ( Read more... )