Fic - "You Never Can Tell"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: You Never Can Tell
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Hal Stewart, Wayne Scott (Metro Man). Megamind.
Word Count: 4,228
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Starting over isn't so bad when you've got someone to keep you company.
Warnings: Crude language, sex-talk.
Notes: Written for yami_neko_tsuki and her wonderful prompt at megamindkink: Hal and Metro Man in an in-character

Comments

[junosunderland]

This is a a 'pairing' I have definitely doodled before (raperaperape haha) but THIS. God, you made this an incredibly solid pairing for me X) Those two fit better than I would ever thought possible. Two dudes just fucking the world and doing their thing. ALL THE WHILE IN COMPLETE CHARACTER. God I love this so fucking much. Only you could make Hal and Metro Man work. I've told you a million times, the way you write Hal just blows me off my feet <3 You just perfectly capture his every action, reaction, everything.

I look forward to seeing more of this sort of thing ;D as said, man, this is a new OTP X) <333

[colonel_bastard]

I say again:

WHO KNEW???

You must make me a Hal/Wayne icon IMMEDIATELY. I'M GONNA NEED IT.

[invderlava]

I have the biggest fucking grin on my face right now oh my god. I have an incredible fondness for this pairing, and when I saw that you had WRITTEN FOR IT I nearly had a heart attack, I was so freaking excited.

THEY ARE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. AND FFFFFFF HAL YOU ARE IN SUCH DENIAL, MAN.

Gosh, Colonel. I love you so hard I don't even have words for it. They're just. ghdasghjdgsja SO IN CHARACTER AND FFFFFFUUUUU WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING, COLONEL? WHY?

♥♥♥

[colonel_bastard]

I never knew how badly I needed this pairing until I wrote it. Then I fell head over heels. Expect to see a lot more of them! :D

If there was ever going to be a fic that ruined my "in-character" home run record, I was sure it was going to be this one--- I am so, SO thrilled to hear that it isn't so! Yami's prompt completely captured my imagination, and the more I thought about it, the more perfect they seemed for each other. I'm so glad that I was able to capture that feeling!

Because I'm the motherfucking Colonel. That's why. XD

So happy you enjoyed it, Lava!! <3

[filthy_animal]

Wow.

I ship it.

Colo... only you. ONLY YOU.

I -love- Hal getting some love, seriously. You make him totally loveable, and I love that he is the nerd-hal and not the super-hal. c: FATTIES NEED LOVE TOO. <3

I also love how homophobic Hal is XD So much denial. Its great! Also his TOTALLY LOGICAL DESCRIPTION for why he should get a blowjob is like my logic to everything ever. Wait. Am I Hal? Shit. Uh. Don't tell Juno. :|

I missed your writing. <333 I can't wait for more from you, as always. n_n

[colonel_bastard]

You BETTER ship it, because you're gonna be seeing a lot more of it. XD

Hal needs love, and not only that, I think he deserves it, too. And I really, really wanted it to be nerd-Hal! He needs someone who will accept all the weird and wonderful facets of him--- tummy included. ^_^

Yeah, Hal and homophobia go hand in hand, so this pairing comes with its own set of special challenges. 9_9 Also, Hal's blowjob logic is super-effective! Everyone should use it!

Awww, Filthy, that's too sweet. <333 I'm excited to be writing for this fandom again! It's always so much fun! :D

[filthy_animal]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS I am okay with this! Is it going to be smut because ngl, do want!

I -really- love the way you wrote Hal, argh. ;; Like. I dont knowwww it's just awesome. I really ended up liking him by the end of this. nghghghg

I'm glad you're here never leeeeeave omg. <3

[0o0f]

Hee, I can dig Hal's lack of sappiness. :)

[0o0f]

And now I want to draw Roxanne all spider-sensy.

[colonel_bastard]

Yeah, Hal's a man after my own heart. Who needs roses and chocolates when you have Guitar Hero?

Fanart is always encouraged, haha. Always glad to be a source of inspiration! You already drew me that wonderful Hal/Megamind art, that was such a treat. ^_^

Thanks for reading and commenting!

[aurawind]

Euh.... honestly... don't know what to say... you kept them very in character and the story, is very well written... but I have the terrible I'll have a nightmare today D:

But I'm glad to see Juno so happy XD

[colonel_bastard]

I really appreciate your honesty, Aura! And I'm glad you could enjoy the writing, even if the subject matter wasn't quite to your tastes. I hope the nightmares weren't too traumatizing. ;D

[aurawind]

Trust me, if I forgot them surely they were TOO terrible *shivers*