Fic - "I Wanna Do Bad Things With You"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: I Wanna Do Bad Things With You
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Roxanne Ritchi. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 3,830
Rating: R
Summary: It's his turn to be tied to the chair.
Warnings: Bondage, D/s themes, kinkiness between consenting adults. Spoilers for the movie.
Notes: Never thought I'd write fic for Megamind, but I've been

Comments

[torreadora]

UHM. AMAY-HAYZING. This is very sexy and very funny, both at once, and that is a highwire balancing act. I can clearly imagine Roxy looking at herself in the mirror, preening then doubting then going for it.

Murrow? As in Edward R.? Look at you, clever girl. ^u~

This is all very much in character! Well done. I love the word feint. I love her unscrupulous deployment of her killer hips. And can I tell you... I don't know what it says about me as a person, but the sexiest part, I think, is when she's got the saw running close to his throat, and she realizes how much she's enjoying the power she has over him. I've always thought there was something sexual in swordplay and stuff to that effect. Shall I dispatch you? What shall I do while you're quivering, holding your breath?

She makes a damn good villainess, I'm sure he'll have to admit. Over and over.

Ai, there're like three dozen things I want to draw from this! ^u^ I don't know where to staaart...

[colonel_bastard]

YAY. IT WORKED. :D

I was actually really nervous about writing for this movie since the characters have such distinctive voices, so I'm quite thrilled to hear that I managed to keep it all in character. Also glad to hear that it's funny. I don't think it's a proper Megamind fic if it isn't funny. ^_^

Durhurhur, journalist humor. Glad you caught that. :P

Ohhhhh man it's totally my favorite part when she's threatening him with the saw. *___* I basically wrote the whole fic for that moment. It's all about the powerplay, all about the moment when she realizes that she really does have him at her mercy...

Let me just say that it took me a foolishly long time to think up a name for her villainous alter ego, and than it was like, "Oh. DUH." :P

EEEEE. :3 I'm very much looking forward to seeing what you come up with... And you can always draw more than one... *hint hint* ;D

[b7_kerravon]

GAH!

OMG, that is so...incredibly sexy. Amazing writing!

[colonel_bastard]

Thanks very much, I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[invderlava]

omg ::fan self:: This was so damn HOT. The characters were so believable, and I kept on grinning at the witty banter. :D

I reeeeally hope you decide to write more for this fandom. ♥

UNF.

[colonel_bastard]

Hotness and humor is what I strive for, so, SUCCESS. *fist pump* :D

I'm so happy you enjoyed it! I definitely enjoyed writing it, so there's always the possibility of more...

[bifacial_ler]

oh my, lovely lovely lovely!
wonderfull writing, I absolutely love how you balance your Megamind between childish, mature, giddy and just plain horny.
One of the best executed villain!Roxanne/victim!Megamind fic I've read.
Please do write more, it's a pleasure to read you. )))

[colonel_bastard]

Megamind has such an amazing personality, it was my absolute pleasure to write him. ^_^

As you might guess from my icon on this comment, I'm a big fan of the tie-me-up, throw-me-down style of lovin'. ;) I was more than happy to bring my particular brand of romance to this fandom!

So glad that you enjoyed the read--- I hope to write more!

[wicked_seraph]

You know, I never understood the appeal of role-playing until this fic.

DA-YUM 8)

[colonel_bastard]

I am very proud that this fic was able to broaden your horizons. XD

[filthy_animal]

*incoherent noises*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhomgomgomg.

I... guhuh. Hurrr... Uh. UH. More. Yes.... more. @w@

Holllly crap, I can't say anything. That was just... DAMN. <3

[indigofireflies]

:D Wow. Uhh. Woooow.

Never have a read a fic with Roxanne being any sexier -- and agh, the imagery! And poor little Megamind, all tied up to 'Temptress's' will. Guhhhh. That was... wow. D:

I loved the way you described Megamind pulling and trying to get free when she was torturing him -- very, very sexy.

Please write more. D: I'm begging you. ;]

[colonel_bastard]

Thanks for reading and commenting, I'm so happy you enjoyed it. I am also a big fan of Megamind straining against his bonds. *_____*

Awww, well, if you're gonna beg, how can I say no? ;D

[colonel_bastard]

Eeheehee. Mission accomplished. :3