Fic - "The Reluctant Sommelier"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: The Reluctant Sommelier
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc. Fullmetal Alchemist.
Word Count: 1000
Rating: PG
Summary: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him appreciate the subtle notes of oak and spice in the bouquet.
Warnings: Alcohol. Lots of it.
Notes: Written for the prompt "pretentiousness and

Comments

[rberryberet]

Haha -- from this story it's hard to imagine them ever being friends. What would they talk about?? I love the snobbery that is Roy. And I love Havoc's total ignorance at EVERYTHING Roy is saying. This was really funny :D

[colonel_bastard]

Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it. You know what they say--- sometimes opposites attract! XD