037: Zombocalypse Averted

[collaredstray]

So. All the zombies just sort of...disappeared around midnight. That was...fucking bizarre. Badou and I spent the night in an abandoned warehouse with our looted goodies, though, just in case. And then this morning back to Mimi's. That fucking pull-out, I swear to fucking Christ if I have to sleep on that shit one more night...Badou can we please

Comments

[liquid_topaz]

So they came out of nowhere and disappeared without a warning?

[collaredstray]

Pretty much.

[liquid_topaz]

Were you two hurt?

[collaredstray]

I was, but I heal up really quickly. So I'm fine.

[nicotine_patch]

I have the cheese farts. Do you have the cheese farts?

[collaredstray]

Yes. Wheel of cheese.

[nicotine_patch]

AKA wheel of TORTURE. Oh my god, they're like, the bubbly happy ones, I hate cheese.

But I love it.

[collaredstray]

It was a fucking delicious wheel of cheese. With unpleasant after-effects.

[nicotine_patch]

I have so many kinks in my back its fucking scandalous.

[collaredstray]

That loading dock was not fucking comfortable.

[nicotine_patch]

Though I think it might have been better than the fucking pullout.

[collaredstray]

It's certainly possible.

[nicotine_patch]

Fucking weird day/night. I suddenly don't want to watch Brain Slurpies I, II, and III as obsessively as before.

[collaredstray]

Yeah. No zombie movie marathons for awhile.

[nicotine_patch]

We can watch something LOLarious instead.

[collaredstray]

...like what?

[nicotine_patch]

Is that a fucking jab?

[collaredstray]

Is what a jab?

[nicotine_patch]

His specific expectations.

I done my TIME in shit holes, Rammsteiner.

[collaredstray]

As have I. You just had a very specific list of things you wanted. You basically wanted your old flat, only nicer.