Comment-A-Thon Round 9 - Resume Prompting!

[kriadydragon]

And the prompts are back!

You all know the drill.

Readers, comment with a prompt using the following format:

Prompt/Request:
Characters:
I would Like:
I Don't Want:

Writers, choose a prompt and reply with a story or link to a story.

And please don't forget look over the rules, especially if you're new to the community.

Comments

[swanpride]

Sorry, this will be a mass of prompts...I'm full of ideas I have no time to write myself at the moment.

Prompt: Mozzie's fruit basket.
Characters: Whoever you want!
I would like: Well, I'm obessessed with the Banana, but if you want to be creative with anything else in the basket, go for it. Perhaps the apple is a granade? And I really don't care what you do, perhaps Neal gets to use the banana in a dire situation, or Mozzie explains to Devlin what kind of fruits there is, I'm open for anything.
I Don't want: Well, my usual squicks: no broken hands for Neal, no heavy torture in general and nothing permanent. Oh, and no suizide (not my piece of cake in general, but a suizide with a banana would frankly freaking me out!).

Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[kriadydragon]

Rule number forty-one when visiting any of Mozzie's daily sanctuaries: Never mess with the fruit basket

Re: Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[sholio]

*giggles helplessly* This is awesome; I love the deadpan sense of humor and the way you've nailed Mozzie's slightly oddball brand of paranoia. "No one suspects the banana", indeed!

Re: Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[swanpride]

*giggle* Thank you!

Re: Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[rabirhek]

First post here- I've been reading some of the filled-out prompts from previous rounds and I caught up...

Banana five is the banana, the last resort, because it's sharp and pointy and goes from cute to something between dark humor and just plain dark in under a second. Thanks for an unexpected laugh. The tone is great. Wonderfully written.

Re: Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[neontiger55]

Lovely. 'No one suspects the banana' - I think that line sums up Mozzie himself perfectly!

Re: Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[charw]

hi!
i read your fic and found it totally awesome!

Re: Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[pipilj]

love the way u answered the prompt.

Re: Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[ext_840786]

ROFLMAOOL! ICB! that was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing. I especially love the bit about using the sleeping pills on Neal until he figured it out. I'd love a sequel to this where they use one on Peter, but it would have to be because he really, really needed it, or it wouldn't be good.

Re: Rule Number 41 or Don'te Mess with the Fruit Basket (G)

[marissaangell]

amphwihihihihi :D

absolutely hilarious. adorable. cute. loved it.